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Mambo Dogface 🕺🐶
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@TheBananaPatch
Follow along as I amuse only myself. Link below.
Katılım Nisan 2010
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@SethMacFarlane its unbelievably funnny, and im so sad that its over.
but I'm very excited to see what you and your team churn out for the DCC universe! esp after that D&D episode!!
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Per Nielsen, season 2 of TED has officially been the #1 streaming comedy for three consecutive weeks!
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@TheBananaPatch @UmpScorecards If you look a bit more carefully, those are excluded
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Umpire: Alfonso Márquez
Final: Yankees 5, Mariners 0
#RepBX // #TridentsUp
#NYYvsSEA // #SEAvsNYY
More stats for this ump 👇
umpscorecards.com/data/single-um…
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i like how all April Fools email marketing has moved to "No no this isn't a joke. We don't have time for jokes. Here is a real coupon."
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Out with the old, in with the new 🕣
After 140 years as a campus landmark, the Hall of Languages clock is getting an upgrade!
Learn more ⬇️
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@AdamWeinrib i think the important thing to remind yourself is that Social Media is not real life and the annoying fans on your timeline are not the majority.
most smart people are not on X anymore, or any social media. we are the dumb ones.
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Noticing a deeply annoying thing where Yankee fans are now also roasting the Yankees for being *good* at stuff.
“Ohhhh, 2026 ABS Champions, raise the banner!” I’m sorry, is it no longer good to have skills? Skills that also might contribute to a title run?
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Whoever made it so that Gary Cohen couldn't call this should be put in jail
New York Mets@Mets
WELCOME TO THE SHOW KID!!! @Carsonbenge3 | #LGM
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@Mayhamm1984 @NBCNews but those other public officials and troops aren't out there screaming about how it should be illegal while they do it themselves.
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@NBCNews Yeah, public officials, deployed troops, it makes sense for them. Not for everyone.
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Just days after calling mail-in voting, "mail-in cheating," President Trump explains why he decided to cast a mail ballot in a recent Florida special election:
“You know what, because I’m president of the United States, and because of the fact that I’m president of the United States, I did a mail-in ballot for elections that took place in Florida." nbcnews.com/politics/donal…
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Instead of Thursday… the season will now start on Wednesday… because Thursday The Rams and 49ers will play in Australia. The @NFL once again giving us a little hit before the next event… the draft
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Exclusive: The U.S. Postal Service will impose an 8% surcharge on packages to cover the rising cost of fuel. The surcharge is the first time the USPS has imposed such a fee to cover rising fuel costs. on.wsj.com/4d9a2v5
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@JakeBrownLive im all for an "express" train from GCT to Citi Field on game days. driving in from Westchester would still be faster, but if the train was a shorter trip from GCT it would be worth it to avoid the parking hassle/fee.
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What they should do is do a 7 train that skips all the other stops and goes from Hudson Yards right to Citi Field.
Anthony DiComo@AnthonyDiComo
The New York Transit Museum will run a Redbird 7 Line train from 34th Street-Hudson Yards to Mets-Willets Point, Thursday at 11 a.m. to celebrate Opening Day. These vintage cars ran from 1959 through the early 2000s.
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@samlymatters i was just explaining to my brothers that i have a Weird-Al-The-Saga-Begins relationship with Boeheimian Rhapsody now, and when i hear Bohemian Rhapsody i sing our lyrics instead.
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My homeschooled in a religious environment wife has just admitted to me that she heard the Weird Al version of multiple songs before ever hearing the real versions. My favorite example: Like a Surgeon. She said, and I quote “I did not understand why it was funny at the time.”
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@AdamWeinrib the main difference has to be that the Giants and UNC will hire people with different approaches.
the Yankees don't want a different approach, so a different person wouldn't make a difference in their minds.
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Brian Daboll: Fired
Hubert Davis: Fired
Aaron Boone: Probably winning the World Series, and it all starts today? Crazy!
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@searlebaseball lets hope they don't drop ANYTHING in 2026 😉
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@samlymatters "humiliation ritual moral philosophy conundrum" is the title of my debut album.
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They’ll release the new season of the bachelorette as soon as enough people are loud enough about wanting to see it like some kind of encore humiliation ritual moral philosophy conundrum.
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