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Feels good to be back to normal! Longer hair is annoying tbh, glad I was able to get it chopped again before my vacation next week.

@BBCNews I live in the UK and PH has always been accessible for me...? Unless you mean "accessible without an ID gate"?

Pornhub to become accessible again for some UK users bbc.in/4cNzrd6

LMAO! The "Just Stop Oil" lot have always been a joke. Whenever I saw them holding up regular traffic I always thought "do you realize how much extra pollution you're causing right now by making these vehicles idle for longer?" 🤣

@Footballtweet Wasn't Capello the uptight looney who banned ketchup?

🗣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Ben Foster on Fabio Capello when he was England's manager: “I actually missed the birth of my son and his attitude towards me was disappointing.” My daughter Olivia had just been born, and my wife was about to give birth to our second child, Louis. I was focused with the England national team when I was told that labor had started. Without a second thought, I went to speak with the coach to ask for permission to leave. I expected an understanding response, something like: 'Go be with your family.' But the opposite happened. He told me we had training in an hour. That’s when I realised the situation wasn’t normal. There was a designated driver assigned to take me back, but he was driving strictly within the speed limits. Halfway through the journey, I asked to take the wheel myself. He agreed. I ended up driving as fast as I could on roads and highways to try to reach the hospital before the birth. When I finally arrived, my son had already been born 10 minutes earlier. Luckily, everything had gone well. Even my childhood best friend was the one who cut the umbilical cord, something my family still jokes about to this day. Hours later, his assistant contacted me. They told me Fabio Capello wanted me to return that same night to play the second half of a friendly match the following evening. It wasn’t even an important game, just a friendly. My wife told me it was no problem, that she’d stay at the hospital and our son was happy and healthy. So I went back, and went to the stadium the following night… but I didn’t play a single minute. No one gave me any explanations, no one spoke to me, and they didn’t even thank me for returning. From that day on, I made the decision not to play for England again as long as he was the coach. The problem was never representing my country. Playing for England was one of the greatest honours of my career. The problem was him. He never understood that there are personal moments that take precedence over football. He never congratulated me or showed the slightest bit of interest. And for me, that was enough.” 🎙️ @ManagersPod

@GameStalgiaX Crash Bandicoot 3 (Warped)

Name a PS1 game that is close to your heart

No accounts. No logins. No patches. No DLC roadmap. Just the game.

So... keep doing what I regularly do... AND get paid a mint for it??? SIGN ME UP. PLEASE.

You didn't limit me to one album/record so I'd go for an artist with a decent body of work. Spreads it out. It would also have to be someone I can't help singing along to or jamming with. A tireless listen. Tom Delonge. As an "artist", his work spans multiple bands that I love.

@teachrobotslove people have such a black and white view of "good vs evil" which is a shame because the desire to be seen as a good person can be so incredibly overpowering that it drives people (literally) insane no one is 100% good. it's simply not possible, yet we often demand it of eachother

Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them. We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken. And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.

@DragonSpitVT Same. 😔 I gathered up all the videos I wasn't caught up on (mostly the traffic fail stuff), so I won't lose my chance to watch them. Best of luck in dealing with this, Spit... 🫡

I guess I'm gonna be spending the whole day archiving videos 🥲

It was very smart of Filian to time her disappearance to happen at the conclusion of the big Neuro MC collab. Not only because the amount of eyes on the stream meant maximum impact, but it also means that if she never comes back... she went out on a legendary banger of a collab.

@kangminlee What in the Gollum face...? Very fitting, but holy shit.

More info: abc.net.au/news/2025-11-2…

A transgender extremist ("Lauren" Darul) stabbed an Asian woman (Wan Lai) randomly with a kitchen knife in Melbourne, Australia, puncturing her right lung Where's Stop Asian Hate?

@SappleMyrup Literally killed him! (Except not really, I assume he's being mockingly dramatic)

Who taught Diana to fight back on this site 😭

@Quirrel__ Fr though, that's a very silly hangup to have.

@Quirrel__ MFW my parents still dyed their hair past their 50s

Jacksepticeye has revealed that he won't be asking Markiplier for advice on his Bloodborne movie "This is my thing… I have to figure it out on my own and do it on my own"

Evil Neuro stunlocked me while I was watching her latest karaoke VOD. The word must be so old that Vedal never thought to add it to her background filter. 😅 Evil gave me a Ratatouille flashback to my teenage years of scrolling 4chan!

Publicly dating Vedal? (That was a joke, pls dun kill me) 😅

TFW you get the urge to make a ragebait account for the lulz, but then you change your mind because you know that you'd have to wait half a year before posting anything to prevent seeming like a sock puppet or bot account, and you know that just don't have the patience for it.