The VIP Lounge

@PercyArmsDisco Spot on, sometimes we need just to get back to basics. If it ain’t broken, don’t try to fix it 👌

@PLewis1975 @LNER @Hull_Trains Hi Pete, thanks for your feedback - ever kissed a lass ?

Hey @LNER why does the 5 car train stop soooo far at the end of the Grantham platform 2? It’s a long distance to the pedestrian overpass, @Hull_Trains 5 cars stop right next to the overpass 🤷‍♂️

@bazdoh @ABiancospino @anello_galizia @dannybopp14 @davidbradshaw8 @danmccauley80 Cheers gents

@ABiancospino @anello_galizia @dannybopp14 @davidbradshaw8 @TheBerryNetty2 @danmccauley80 Yep

Cheers @bazdoh @danmccauley80 @davidbradshaw8 @dannybopp14 @ABiancospino @anello_galizia

@theberrypub @NUFC I’ll be smashing the door in at 8.59

10 years since we’ve had a home derby game @theberrypub . Let’s make a day of it. @NUFC

@anello_galizia @bazdoh @davidbradshaw8 @dannybopp14 @danmccauley80 @ABiancospino He’s doubtful mate, some dirty dago crocked him 😡

@bazdoh @davidbradshaw8 @dannybopp14 @TheBerryNetty2 @danmccauley80 @ABiancospino Oh and Dazzer, tell Eddie, to rest our Tonali. We need him fighting fit for our play offs! 👍

@anello_galizia @bazdoh @davidbradshaw8 @dannybopp14 @danmccauley80 @ABiancospino 😂😂😂

@bazdoh @davidbradshaw8 @dannybopp14 @TheBerryNetty2 @danmccauley80 @ABiancospino Lads, our @bazdoh had to do a random drug & alcohol test today. Now if he passed the alcohol test then our firm is more corrupt than Man City!😡😂. @TheBerryNetty2 fuck me Dazzer, you’d have no fuckin chance!🫣🤭😂🤣

BREAKING: The Premier League extend £30 cap on away tickets for another two seasons 🚨

@StozUTB Yoo hoo 👋 everyone - I’m here !! An irrelevant smoggy. Stay in your lane sunshine

The Tiniest of violins

@geordiejosh Fuck off tash heed

I’m telling you all we’re gonna do it.

@geordiejosh Fuck off tash heed

Biggest game in our history not including finals and we concede some of the easiest goals I’ve ever seen us concede. We’ve embarrassed ourselves to the entire world.

@tfNUFC Free tickets lads ?

True Faith on tour ✈️ (Kyle, Norman and Alex) #NUFC | #ChampionsLeague

@eibles How did you know ? Thought you’d be watching Coronation Street - you’ve fuck all else to do

@TheBerryNetty2 7-2 canny 😆😆😆😆😆

That’ll be self imposed anyway Mind the gap…..

@LSPN__FC Flatter than witches tit

No team in the world can actually survive this Camp Nou atmosphere

@Ellis_ There’s no roof on it and it’s still more watertight than yours you spastic

The Newcastle fans have never seen a stadium like this in their life 😂

@KiMcGuinness Can you deliver some grooming gangs back where they came from ?

Yesterday was delivery day! We agreed record levels of investment across the whole region - £350m. From transport, to culture, skills and regeneration. We’ll feel the difference this makes quickly, as we create more jobs and opportunity for the people of the North East.

Come support your local fruit named city centre independent tonight.. Grab a free beer when we win. Come on @nufc. We can do this!!! 1-2 @NUFC @theberrypub

Thousands of geordies in Barcelona Team training at the Nou camp Eddie on TV Last 16 of champions league tomorrow with a great chance if last 8. Then this cunt thinks there Mary Berry knocking up a sponge cake to mock us.

@GreggAWallace Bet she had a proper soggy saddlebag when she got the message Gregg

I love doing messages on Cameo

@anello_galizia one for you it’s, they have foreign food abroad !