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@Veetus1980 @marksandspencer Bore off

Yo @marksandspencer . Are you aware your store at Bristol Airport is selling food that fails security checks. Might wanna put a sign on the Banoffee Oats guys. "Do not take on board"

@davidbradshaw8 @bazdoh @anello_galizia @danmccauley80 @dannybopp14 @ABiancospino Cheers

@TheBerryNetty2 @bazdoh @anello_galizia @danmccauley80 @dannybopp14 @ABiancospino Cheers lads 🍺

Cheers @bazdoh @danmccauley80 @davidbradshaw8 @dannybopp14 @ABiancospino @anello_galizia

@DMiliband Crawl back under your rock

Right now, there are three warning signs that this Ebola outbreak could be particularly difficult to contain:

@hannahrosefox @AvantiWestCoast Another moaning cow

Dear @SkySportsPL Can we see and hear less of these two clowns next season please? Both are now parodies of themselves. One thinks he’s the Mayor of Manchester. The other should have been sacked years ago for spitting at a girl. Sincerely, From most football fans 👍

@TheAgent__ @TheBerryNetty2 @wembleystadium That’s their allocated end you absolute melon, you want them to sit with the notts fans… spanner😭😭

@TheAgent__ @TheBerryNetty2 @wembleystadium Hope you are not still sat there with no friends and nothing to do Natasha 😏

@_xr4ch3l @sainsburys Sorry Rach, figs are for posh people at Christmas only

Hi @sainsburys ❤️ I know the weather is abnormally warm at the moment but I didn't expect to pick up some figs yesterday (Bretton store, Peterborough) only for two of them to be mouldy today 😩 they were refrigerated as soon as I got home. The other two were fine!

Helluva walk mind mate

@TheBerryNetty2 Read what room 🤣

Anything over £20 Million and I’ll drive him there myself, one of the worst wingers I’ve ever seen 🤣

@Jayden7i Read the room you simpleton

@TheBerryNetty2 Oh no I’m devastated mate

@TheAgent__ @wembleystadium Suns gone to your fragile turnip Natasha, get in the shade pet

Are you lot alright? @wembleystadium?? Watching the Notts County v Salford game (neutral). Didn’t it occur to you to allocate seats in the shade or are you just ok with 100’s getting heat stroke or worse? Who the hell runs these venues and has no idea which way the sun sets? 🤔

@WhatDontIGot @GBR_Signage @AvantiWestCoast And there you go again

@TheBerryNetty2 @GBR_Signage @AvantiWestCoast I’ve been perfectly civil to the Avanti staff. I’ve only been rude to trolling cunts like yourself.

I’ve been put on the 1:30 train and Euston to Glasgow (by assistance) and it’s like 49 degrees in here with no air con. Can someone turn the train and air con on please?? @AvantiWestCoast

I’m in Tesco’s and asked a woman where the orange juice was? She said, "I'll see," and walked off. She didn’t come back so I asked someone else and she also said, "I'll see." When she didn't come back I went hunting myself and eventually found the orange juice in Aisle C! 🙄

@GBR_Signage @WhatDontIGot @AvantiWestCoast That may be the case, it doesn’t give potty mouth Nicola the right to put the whole of Avanti staff on a murder charge though 😩

@TheBerryNetty2 @WhatDontIGot @AvantiWestCoast It’s a known fact that Pendolino aircon has been struggling for some time now, fleet-wide.

@WhatDontIGot Rather a troll than a lefty trollope

@TheBerryNetty2 I contacted the train operator (via one of their communication methods) and they answered me. No one invited you. Pathetic troll.

@WhatDontIGot Listen you drip, you put a post on social media for attention, not me ! Stay classy with the C word too. Hope your tyres melt

@TheBerryNetty2 Not dramatic at all actually. The train is broken, there’s no air con in 34 degree heat, people are becoming unwell, three carriages have been evacuated and the train has been declassified. You’re just a sad cunt inserting yourself into strangers’ problems for attention.

@WhatDontIGot @AvantiWestCoast Absolutel drama queen - inhumane - really ?

@AvantiWestCoast I nearly fainted. We were told it wouldn’t get cooler and should move. A mad dash to get a ramp again and be moved all the way to the other side of the train. Absolutely inhumane to leave anyone on a 34 degree train.