bob spelled backwards

there’s literally nothing else you could possibly need.

Oh look at me, I’m a good looking guy in the east village holding my girlfriend’s hand on a Friday as we walk to our dinner date. This is exactly where I want to be and who I want to be with. What fuckin ever dude. Literally everyone here is talking shit about you. Fuck off bro

I’m holding space for this thank you.

On the one hand don’t listen to a word I say ever. On the other hand what if we did a lil casual molly on the first date and told each other I love you.

The entire stronghold would be razed to the ground before they even realized I’d laid siege to their battlements. Literally discuss me how one bountiful harvest turn the townsfolk into lily livered knaves

Working on a new series where I walk around the Eastern Village and chastise its lack of battle preparedness. Will it ever see the light of day? Idk I keep laughing when somebody stares at me when start talking about the battlements but the key thing to know is I’m having fun

Bob n Koozie can do a 3 hour shift at Spotted Owl as a treat. In fact it’s encouraged @Kooz_WRLD

@PrefEquityPeter Custom made

@TheBestPoaster Finding a golf glove that fits must be impossible

All these hands and no neck to wrap them around 😔

I like tweeting things that literally piss me off as I write them

y’all asoon to no me but will never unnerstan my pane

Smokes

pic with an ex popped up when i was looking for a different pic so i took matters into my own hands

had a girl on a dating app ask me if i was really 6’3. i told her i was. the next question was if i had big hands. lmfao okay first of all keep it in ur pants toots. secondly, yes bitch

Lmfao hell yeah bróthêr

guys hands up imma lil drunk rn hhahahahahahahahg

What are boobs if not for grabbing

kinda fucked up im not literally frenching the love of my life and doing some light hand stuff rn

i literally signed it

me, bitch tf?

Do you know that thing where you already have books to read, and they’re great books or at least ones you’re genuinely excited to read but there’s still this desire for a new book. Im having that feeling but about a person. I think this is prob just my brain wanting a gf tho lmao

@prideandfury Hell yeah, see you up there in a minute

@TheBestPoaster I am levitating right now

If I really wanted to I could levitate no problem