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"If a bolt of lightning hits you when you're standing in the middle of a field, that feels like a random event. But if your business is to stand in random fields during lightning storms, then you should anticipate, perhaps a little more robustly, the risks you're taking on." - Peter Fisher, US Treasury, discussing the collaps of LTCM in 1998

@joeroganhq His name is Gavin de Becker

Joe Rogan goes silent as guest dives deep on who Zelenskyy really is.

@ABC Me dragging my wife outta the club at 1am

A dancing humanoid robot got a little too funky during a performance in Cupertino, California and had to be restrained by staff after knocking items off a table.

But there were 911 calls about them taking geese from the pond right? You should watch the interview. The headline you screenshotted is a gross misrepresentation of what he said. He said this was based on first hand accounts from his constituents, which is true, which was not corroborated by authorities, also true.

I will never forget the "Haitians eating cats" lie. I will never let it go. It was so deliberate and monstrous and unprovoked and cruel, and no one has ever apologized for it.

@CuriosityonX If only we had more time

In 4.4 billion years, the constellations we use for navigation will be gone. The sun will be thrown into a new orbit, and the Milky Way will be swallowed by Andromeda. This is what the end of a 13-billion-year legacy looks like.

@3YearLetterman The cowardice of DMing this vs replying ….

I am sorry to report there is an angry Europoor in my DMs

@3YearLetterman You’re gonna start a war ok. Just stop. Don’t. Stop. Don’t stop.

Mother of Christ we have thousands of replies and quote tweets

@3YearLetterman We even have more Spanish speakers and better tacos. I mean come on

I literally cannot name one thing that Spain 🇵🇹 does better than America

@redsteeze Iranian OnlyFans is gonna be lit

Open the border.

the next ayatollah should be a woman of color

@thecurioustales Funny Quantum Rain was the nickname for my penis in high school

🚨The most dangerous idea in physics isn’t relativity. It’s Quantum Rain. Because if particles fall as probabilities, reality isn’t solid. And if reality isn’t solid, your limits aren’t either. I’ve explained it in this article. But tell me: Is your life fixed… or still forming?

@barkmeta Isn’t this what pretty close to what institutions do for all big stocks? The difference is they vary the timing, but it’s the same game

Jane Street was running an algorithm that dumped Bitcoin every single morning at 10am. Every day. For months. Crashing the price. Liquidating retail. Buying back lower. Rinse and repeat. The second they got sued it stopped. The 10am dump disappeared. Now Bitcoin just had the best day in months. One trading firm... That’s all it took to suppress the entire crypto market for months. Now ask yourself how much of the crypto price action is even real. How many people panic sold because the charts look terrible. How many people got liquidated. How many billions were taken from regular people by a single trading desk. And this is just the first one to get caught so far… it’s about to get VERY interesting.

@WallStreetApes All this tells me is the arsenic safety levels are wrong. My entire family should be dead

This is INSANE “This is how many pieces of your child's favorite candy they can consume per year before they surpass their safe level of arsenic intake:” Black Forest Gummy Bears - 16 pieces per year Laffy Taffys - 4 pieces per year Trolli Sour Gummy Worms - 12 pieces per year Hershey’s Cookies and Cream bars - 1.5 bars per year Jolly Ranchers -6 per year Kit Kats -4 per year Twizzlers Strawberry - 4 per year Twizzlers Cherry - 8 per year Nerds - 96 pieces per year (This is less than one mini box) Nerds Gummy Clusters - 24 pieces per year Sweet Tart Originals - 48 pieces per year Sweet Tart Ropes - 3 per year This is based on new Florida guidelines, not the paid off FDA ‘The Florida Department of Health recently tested 46 top candy brands and found that 28 contained unsafe levels of arsenic. Chronic exposure to high arsenic levels can cause increased cancer risk, cognitive decline, behavioral and neurological disorders, neuromotor dysfunction, and affects your nervous system.’

@JayTownAlabama Could Trump do what NY state did: pass a law temporarily eliminating the statute of limitations for sexual assault cases?

🚨EPSTEIN FILES NOTE🚨 I want every sex offender related to Epstein buried under a prison…right next to the sex offenders I’ve already buried there. As a career prosecutor, I spent nearly my entire adult life fighting for victims of crime and this is no different. What person of conscience could be against bringing sex offenders and rapists to justice?! That said, the criticism of @TheJusticeDept and @AGPamBondi for not bringing charges is unfounded. Charges require: ✔️provable, admissible evidence ✔️that can be proven beyond a reasonable doubt in court ✔️ brought within the statute of limitations (10 years) ✔️ a cooperating victim ✔️credible victim ✔️corroboration of the accusation (can’t just be her testimony) ✔️jurisdiction of the U.S. I do not believe that AG Bondi or @DAGToddBlanche or @FBIDirectorKash would bury prosecutable charges after all of the scrutiny they’ve endured. It’s true we thought there would be more prosecutions. It’s true we thought the “Epstein Files” would contain provable evidence. It’s true that it is disappointing there appears to be uncorroborated accusations that perhaps were worthy of greater investigation 15-20 years ago. That cannot be the fault of this DOJ! We must also concede that it is true that the Trump Administration is the ONLY administration to get us this far. People are being held accountable for their relationship with Epstein, albeit not through the justice system. For instance, the files have netted information that revealed other alleged criminal behavior. Just ask Prince Andrew. Many have lost their jobs and influence. Maxwell sits in federal prison! This may be the best we can do…but it’s more accountability brought by the Trump DOJ than every other DOJ combined. It’s also true that many of the allegations made in the files are not credible and simply false. This is why an accusation alone can never predicate a criminal charge. Multiple DOJs from both parties have had decades to analyze evidence and bring charges. Only Trump investigated and charged Epstein and Maxwell for their disgusting human trafficking. And one more thing…there is no shortage of cameras and column space where any victim can name their abuser directly this very second. That’s not happening, for whatever reason. I’d encourage the loudest among them to do so and be prepared to present credible evidence of the abuse beyond the mere accusation. An accusation cannot morph into an indictment. If it did, it would quickly mutate into an acquittal. Also, the “pedo protector” tropes are simply defamatory and obnoxious when what I’ve just described is pointed out, often by career prosecutors like me. It’s a disgusting, malign slur that offers no value in discourse. In the same way the false accusations from “victims” harm the credibility of real victims, these tropes all atrophy into cover for real pedo protectors. There is a special place in Hell for Epstein and those like him. I’m comforted by the fact that justice WILL come to them all…in this life or the next. Just my $.02.

@elonmusk Why is it so hard to get this message across to people who insist on “the rich paying their fair share”

True

@GigaBasedDad Based

Every single dad can confirm this is true

@LeVeonBell The Game - starring Michael Douglas

I’m in desperate need of a movie where the plot twist so crazy that I will be thinking bout it weeks after watching the movie 👀

@BrentAWilliams2 It’s “while”

@SaltyreArt Blocking this rage baiting nonsense and hope others follow suit

@Mr_Derivatives At this point throw a stop in at 15.60. If it breaks that it’s going below 13, then wait for a reentry. That’s my TA anyway…

$HIMS My position is bleeding out. Fam, Should I: A) Close it out here. And just don’t look back. B) DCA. C) No action. Just HODL.

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