Chip McMichaels

Sup #suckthischip #Chipberia

INTERESTING: Brock Purdy was rostered on 20% of all championship winnings teams this fantasy season. But he wasn’t a winner this season in Gumball Dynasty. Will the eventual new owner make a change? Sources indicating: YES #chipchop #thechippinglist #iamchip

DEVELOPING: Owner of Stoughton rats expected to have a farewell press conference tomorrow at 10am. Family and team Nutty will be in attendance #putyourchiponit #thankyou

For the 4th straight year, the 3rd place team has outscored the winner. #chipthat

Kyle Pitts will be on Good Morning America tomorrow

I have nominated Commissioner Luke

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DEVELOPING: Commissioner Luke investigating a case that involves Stoughton rats throwing week 14. More soon #chip

I am in Israeli custody by choice 👍 #bibichip #theresalotoffoodhereactually

My genitals are still intact 👍

Major news and story dropping soon. A long standing investigation I have been working on and have recently concluded. Vacation was the last time I’m able to enjoy life after this ground breaking story is released. Thank you everyone for the support. I am not suicidal. #strongneck

Did I miss anything? Wife’s boyfriend sent me on vacation. Hope everyone is well!

Keep on doubting me. I will make your life a living hell with the truth I know. #chipthat #dontrubonthischip

@sophieraiin Hello Miss Rain

still sending out money by the way 🫶🏻 hope to help as many people as possible

President of Syria stopped by the Gumball league office during his red carpet tour. He was seen wearing a Stoughton Rats jersey. Commissioner Luke did not open the doors. #AlChip #nationalhugchipday #bombsaway

@BryceHall I am honest and I live my life with dignity. Doubted, unappreciated and disrespected. Yet I persevere. My family targeted weekly. Yet we thrive.

ok time to give away some money. give me a valid reason to give it to you

I was destined for this, you won’t be mistaken

What is cold becomes warm when nourished and loved

DEVELOPING: Commissioner Luke is looking to increase lineup violation fines to $50 per instance. Many teams could be emptying their pockets. Hakuna is on his radar this week with active players on IR despite playing guys who are actually on IR. #notsuprised #tankingagain #kissme

DEVELOPING: Many teams have filed complaints to the commissioner regarding a team tanking. I spoke to many owners about the situation. A lot of them feel embarrassment for the owner responsible. #ohnotagain #chipjob #nationalkisschipday