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Billy Procida

@TheBillyProcida

Comedian • Podcaster • Writer • Retired Hot Guy • Old School Blue Check

East Coast Katılım Ağustos 2010
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Billy Procida
Billy Procida@TheBillyProcida·
Y'all, this place is weird. So here's a weird video of me. For those who dig me, check out that place in that bio above to find me. ✌️
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Harry Sisson
Harry Sisson@harryjsisson·
I expect every Republican who was outraged at people for celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death to immediately condemn Trump for saying “I’m glad he’s dead” about Robert Mueller. This is disgusting.
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taylor ♡
taylor ♡@housewifeswag·
sometimes wish i could unscrew my boobs and take them off 😂 put them on my nightstand they’re just sooooo fucking heavy and big and cumbersome
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Dan Savage
Dan Savage@fakedansavage·
Oh, my god — some of you people. Finding other people attractive = ON SOME LEVEL, TO SOME SMALL DEGREE, a desire to sleep with other people. And the kind of people freaking out over "micro-cheating" won't take "but I didn't want to actually do anything!" for an answer. Attraction to someone else, ever, even if it's never acted on and never would be acted on, is considered cheating by these lunatics.
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Dan Savage
Dan Savage@fakedansavage·
This "micro-cheating" bullshit does more harm to monogamous relationships than a million poly memoirs ever could. (Also: If someone accuses you of "micro-cheating" and dumps you, they did you a favor.) theatlantic.com/family/2026/03…
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Dan Savage
Dan Savage@fakedansavage·
A monogamous commitment means your partner doesn’t sleep with other people. It doesn’t mean they don’t want to. They do, and so do you. And if you go looking for evidence your partner wants to sleep with other people, you will find it.
Dilan Esper@dilanesper

This. It's hard enough for couples to be monogamous if "monogamy" is defined in terms of sex (and perhaps some very sex-adjacent things). But if you try to regulate every aspect of your partner's conduct that might imply some interest in another person, prepare to be alone.

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Kevin Gaughen 🇺🇸
I didn't realize how hilariously bad artificial intelligence was until tonight, when I asked it about something I'm an expert on. I asked it about zoning laws in Pennsylvania and the AI hallucinated case law that doesn't exist. Silicon Valley wants us to rely on this slop? 😬
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Billy Procida
Billy Procida@TheBillyProcida·
March Madness is an exciting time of the year when I watch all of my safety schools fight each other.
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Octavia Red 💋
Octavia Red 💋@OctaviaXRed·
Idk what young male talent needs to hear this but I would rather spend extra time shooting a scene with you than have you risk your health, functionality, or longevity by taking the shot. A quality scene is important, but not as important as your health ❤️
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Harriet Williamson
Harriet Williamson@harriepw·
NEW: LGBTQ+ publisher PinkNews is making its remaining reporters redundant, saying it wants to “move away from having a reporter-led newsroom” to a model where there “isn’t a need for the reporter role”
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NY AG James
NY AG James@NewYorkStateAG·
Under a new state law, starting tomorrow, stores in our state are required to allow you to pay in cash.  Businesses can't deny access to necessities by refusing to take cash or charging more for paying in cash.   You have a right to service no matter how you pay.
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Billy Procida
Billy Procida@TheBillyProcida·
@PennyRed how serious is the opinion and i'll match the tone with my answer :P
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Thea
Thea@thewatersideboi·
Stop judging people who have sex for money while you’re busy having sex for good morning texts and lies.
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