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@NeedMyNutsLickt It's like watching a @funkmasterMMA fight

Watching untrained dudes do MMA is seriously so fun, bro tapped to a body triangle 😭💀🙏

@funkmasterMMA Your last fight looked like it was your first day on the mats, too. Just hugging and holding on for dear life, never really threatening any submissions or causing damage. No wonder they don't even acknowledge your calls for a title shot. 🤡

First day on the Mats to do a little training wish me luck!

@funkmasterMMA 🤣

It’s funny because I actually own a big majority of the company. My money, my pick on the tasting profile, and we’ve won many awards. Lol this is just nonsense from that guy.

@funkmasterMMA @FunkHarborRum Look at all these dick riding retards that believe this losers bullshit. 🤣

@funkmasterMMA @FunkHarborRum Some company offered famous people a cut of profits to stick their name on it. Clearly everyone passed and they had to settle on this loser, who is begging people to invest now because that ship is sinking for 2 big reasons. The rum is trash and no one likes Aljamain Sterling.

Did you know that this is part of the reason I created the @funkharborrum brand? The business is tough but I’m working hard to learn about the space and see that the community is growing everyday! If you won some bread on my fights, you can support me by copping some bottles! 😁 Funkharborspirits.com

@mooserocka331 @funkmasterMMA @FunkHarborRum His name value?🤣 "I heard the guy that faked injury to rob someone of their title in the UFC makes rum.. we should invest," said no one ever. You fucking retard.

@TheBitterBuffa1 @funkmasterMMA @FunkHarborRum Dude you know how hard the rum space is to break into . That’s why he’s going hard he’s using his name value while he can .

@funkmasterMMA If so he would be like the Aljamain Sterling of refs...

Is Herb Dean the WORST Ref now? + MVP 1 Reactions with Aljamain Sterling youtu.be/-q-haoWtUQ4

New vlog is up! Inside UFC Fight Night: Aljo Nearly Faints & Merab and Ray Longos emotional toast youtu.be/mgl8NB36gpA

@funkmasterMMA This is the result of faking the injury against Yan.. No one watches his fights. No one watched those movies he was in. No one buys his rum. Bro is basically begging for money.

For anyone looking to invest in my company with me. We are accepting investors from over 100 countries! republic.com/funk-harbor

@funkmasterMMA Each bottle of the silver is made using authentic Aljo tears, painstakingly collected over years of complaints and excuses.

The silver will be more unique to our traditional Jamaican Rums but it won’t be as strong. I did it that way so that people can enjoy it who might not be used to the way most Caribbean drink it. But it’s also smooth and very unique in taste as well.

@funkmasterMMA All of these people asking for this shit rum are bot accounts made by Aljo.

There’s a spa in New York City called East River Liqour. On the east side of NYC. That’s the closest store or you can order it online cuzzy

@zf_dixon @funkmasterMMA @alexvolkanovski

@funkmasterMMA is one of the greatest fighters of all time! We need him to fight @alexvolkanovski!

@funkmasterMMA No one wants this trash.

If you’re in Suffolk County, New York, you could now officially pick up your bottles of my Funk Harbor Rum at Riverhead liquor Mart!

@BlindBearMedia What about Aljo's during the title run??? Yan - Faked injury to win the DQ Yan - Arguably lost that fight TJ - Opponent literally had one arm Henry - Arguably lost that fight O'Malley - Aljo got slept, easily. @funkmasterMMA

Movsar’s resume is so fraudulent💀 Murphy- Should’ve been a draw Aljo- Arguably lost that fight Arnold Allen- Once again arguably lost that Diego Lopes- Short notice debut Dan Ige- “Dan Ige”

@funkmasterMMA Decision. Decision. Decision. Loss. Loss. Decision. Decision. Decision. HUGmaster

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@MMAJunkie He doesn't. @funkmasterMMA

Where does Aljamain Sterling stand in the UFC featherweight title picture? We discuss on #SpinningBackClique. 🤔

@arielhelwani 5 to 6 fights for Aljo might take 10 years. He needs ample time in between to cry and make excuses.

Aljamain Sterling reveals he signed new contract with the UFC before his fight with Youssef Zalal: "[I was on my last fight], which I didn’t know until last week when Hunter called me. I was like, ‘Why is Hunter calling me? Did I do something wrong?’ We had a good conversation. The main thing I took away from it was that he kind of felt like maybe I didn’t want to be with the UFC. I told him I’d hope to retire with the company. I’m just happy to be here, man—one fight at a time. When it’s all said and done, I’d love to have my last dance with the UFC. [The contract] is for five to six fights."

"When it’s all said and done in this sport, people are going to realize I’m probably one of the greatest of all time to ever do it—especially if I get that second belt. I think that makes me undeniable." Aljamain Sterling shares his thoughts on his career and ambitions moving forward.

@wonderbondmma Never

Honestly though, does Sterling deserve a title shot after last night or nah?

@realkevink Murphy, Yair, Lopez.. Aljo should have to beat 2 of the 3 before he can even think about a title shot.

🚨FIGHTER CALLOUT🚨 Aljamain Sterling Calls Out Alexander Volkanovski After His #UFCVegas16 Win “Volkanovski you know I’m coming for that ass no pause” Who Wins This Matchup If Booked 🤔