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@NeverAgainActn I fought for this country once. still prepared to do so.... NEVER AGAIN.

We are also American Jews. We are profoundly outraged by the existence of concentration camps. We are profoundly outraged by the entire detention and deportation machine. We are profoundly outraged by Stephen Miller.

@SarahKSilverman So true. But what do you expect. All of these Congress people are clowns. No wit, no satire, no intellectual comedy just dumb ass sight gags

The plastic chicken is funny but the plastic chicken AND bucket of chicken isn’t- it’s what we call in comedy a hat on a hat. #ChickenBarr

@JimCarrey I fear, if he is impeached or not re-elected, that he will call for and probably get armed insurrection and a subsequent coup d’etat. He will not go quietly.

When I was college age, rich kids’ parents bought their way into the National Guard: poorer kids WENT TO NAM!

@JimCarrey Looking for Justice in this Administration is like ordering a cocktail in a sleazy bar - all you’re gonna get is JUST ICE.

@StephenAtHome Liberty Baptist?

I wonder which college basketball team will get to watch Trump eat 300 room temperature cheeseburgers.

@stephenasmith @Jeopardy Well said. There’s always hope

Just saw a video from @Jeopardy Host Alex Trebek....announcing he has Pancreatic Cancer. @Jeopardy was my Momma’s favorite show ever. Saddened right now. Just wanted to extend my thoughts and prayers to Trebek, wishing him all the best.#DontEverGiveUp!

@JP5060 @sethmeyers It was lampooning Trump on Air Force One. Right?

@sethmeyers Keegan-Michael Key ... bet most didn't get the umbrella joke! Great!

By far the biggest movie news of the week

@JimCarrey So true brother Jim. So true.

@BarackObama @NASA @MarsRovers Very much like YOU sir... though your journey to knowledge, truth, science and honor continues

Don’t be sad it’s over, be proud it taught us so much. Congrats to all the men and women of @NASA on a @MarsRovers mission that beat all expectations, inspired a new generation of Americans, and demands we keep investing in science that pushes the boundaries of human knowledge.

I DO NOT hate the Patriots. As a former football coach, I admire their teamwork, unselfishness, commitment to excellence and their work ethic.

Hopefully in the not too distant future we, as a nation, will elect some ADULTS as leaders.

@paddywarbucks Happy Thanksgiving back atcha. We’ve much to be thankful for especially since the fires passed us by. ♦️

Happy Thanksgiving 🍁🦃🦃🍁🍸🥃🥂🍾

@BarackObama Thank you, sir. And the same to you, sir. You are a tribute to your country, your family and your party and you held to the highest principles of your office.

To all our veterans and your families: thank you. There's no tribute that can truly match the magnitude of your service and sacrifice. But all of us can do our best to live up to the American values of service, responsibility, generosity, and citizenship that you helped defend.

@jimmykimmel During the horrible shooting, the massive fire - brave first responders AND the PRESS, telling us what to do: comforting us, helping us. Enemy if thd people? That would be trump

Really? 40% of us are OK with this?

@TheEllenShow @serenawilliams @Naomi_Osaka_ So have you

.@SerenaWilliams, you have changed the world for the better. That’s worth more than a match to me. Congratulations, @Naomi_Osaka_ on your groundbreaking win.

@JimCarrey Not the country I fought for.

Nobody KICKED any doors in. The FBI - WITH A LEGAL WARRANT - knocked and were admitted. Even the lawyer, Co-Hen, said they were POLITE! Hannity is a waterhead

@DavidSpade Hone e wha u may kit

National joe day. #JoeDirt!

@StephenAtHome Art Thritis would whip ‘em BOTH.

Who would win in a fistfight?