Bo Johnson

TV Show Idea: The Bachelor- only it's just me, no women. Each episode I go on a helicopter ride alone and learn to love and accept myself

Patiently waiting to see which Puerto Rican comedian Tony Hincliffe makes a regular on Killy Tony next week

Hired a dog trainer and if you haven’t it’s so worth… 90 minute session and I learned how to sit

I’m an airmarshall flying cross country with a dangerous inmate with multiple charges for murder & history of escaping custody. We get to our row on the plane and there is couple sitting in our assigned seats seats. The man say “This isn’t a problem right!?” 1/10 👇

Making the rounds in Texas :)

@EvilMopacATX Hey that’s me! On social media @ bojohnsoncomedy for everything else for this joke in video form :)

Show me the lie

Doing this fun taping for @watchOFTV next Monday at the Ice House!

Planet Fitness is a discounted Korean Spa without the restaurant

@mikecarrozza Lol I guess I’ll get some sunshine

@TheBoScout No Bo!!!

Honestly, gutted.

While everyone is temporarily back in here due to the Facebook and IG crash, I just posted a great new long video on YouTube :)

Me going through Clear at the airport: Clear Employee: Fingers or eyes sir? Me: I’m more of an ass man actually

@riversofleafs youtu.be/87Mn_-FRzc8?si…

I did what anyone would have done #JenniferCoolidge

@Gabeynotgabby Heck yeah!

@TheBoScout Im not exaggerating when i say ive never been more excited for anything

@riversofleafs Coming to YouTube tomorrow :)

I just learned about burnt toast theory, and it turns out I’m not a late person I’m just the luckiest guy alive

For the record when my jokes bomb, I wrote them myself :)

@BoeingAirplanes @Boeing Zero action taken, these are all empty words. Looking into airline loyalty to companies with zero affiliation to Boeing

Seriously considering leaving @AlaskaAir airless after years of loyalty if they don’t reevaluate their relationship with @Boeing to an airline that prioritizes safety and doesn’t have a recent history of covering up safety issues.