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Brandon Lim

@TheBrandonLim

Follow me. I shall lead you...

ÜT: 43.113968,-88.136961 Katılım Ocak 2010
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Brandon Lim@TheBrandonLim·
Two beautiful Thot Stories stand before me, but I only have one Thot Post in my hands. And this Thot Post represents the Thot that is still in the running towards becoming Main’s Next Top Thot. I will only call one Thot Story’s name, and the Thot Story that I do not call must…
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So, does the Cats theatrical re-boot[s the house down, mamawww] mae up for the movie?
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This was shot on an iPhone 6
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Remember when anything meant anything?
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Conducting a sociological experiment. For those to whom it applies - In what order do you rank the following characteristics of your personhood?: A) Male B) White C) Gay
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Yes, Karma Police. But also, Karma Parking Enforcement, Karma IRS and Karma Food and Drug Administration.
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What it feels like when you click your seatbelt in by feel, without looking, on the first try.
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Should I get rollerblades? 🤔 Comment below.
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The toys they made in the 70s and 80s would guarantee class action lawsuits, still preferable to iPad brainrot
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So, we’re wearing coochie cutters and track jackets this summer. Ok, heard. I can do that.
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@blowhanxoxo I was just making a wordplay joke because “ass story, yeah” sounds like Astoria, but thank you! YASSS, DIVA!!!
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@TheBrandonLim he was a greek god level himbo with a heart of gold & manners of steel 🙏 he gave dumb but he probably worked on Wall Street or smth 💼 I went over and rode his very nice (length, girth, all of it) dick and he called it a pussy the whole time 🐱
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