Bdscott

Lost my dad today. Here’s a pic (credit to @BWickersham to unearthing it) from over ten years ago and several dumb pairs of shorts ago. Love you pop.

@milfwormmom The writer in me wants to point out that this makes almost no sense. But solid effort.

Someone take Rudy Giuliani’s phone away

#FF16 #PS5Share, #FINALFANTASYXVI This man is sweeping the ground

@legallyisisane Check under your seat! You already got it! EVERYONE has got it! You get chlamydia! She gets chlamydia! Everyone gets chlamydia!!

This hits hard

Me or the PS5? CHOOSE! CHOOSE NOW. LIVES ARE ON THE LINE.

@megan_thescript Meee

@OrangeFreddyG Love you man. Sorry

My Dad is now gone but I’m gonna have a lot more to say about him later on.

@DestinyHarHar In fact after OJ made a run for it, they renamed the Bronco the “Escape”. Because marketing?

OJ allegedly murders his wife. They stop making Ford Broncos for decades. Bundy murders several people. They kept making VW bugs

When you put your hand next to your sleeping cat and they briefly wake up and go “Yeah, that’s a better pillow” And lay their little head down on your hand, trapping you? That.

@legallyisisane Where can we pick up the merch?

My depression has trapped me on the couch like a sleep paralysis demon who just kinda chills on the ottoman and asks me to turn the subtitles on.

Manic tweets make me feel at home

dishing it out: 😎😎😎 taking it: 🤢🤢🤢

If was a multibillionaire I wouldn’t stop at Zuck. I’d demand a dick measuring contest with ever dick-possessing person in the country. Let’s just figure this shit out and do away with social security numbers. What’s your dick rank?

@itsmariannnna Rooty and Tooty

what is the best pair of brothers to name the kittens after…

Hope I get my security deposit back when I move out of this app.

Relationships need post game analysis like an NBA game. I need Charles Barkley to tell America why I fucked it up in the second half, and what I need to do to get my season back on track. #breakup

Broken up with and fired in a 24 hour period. I’m definitely not spiraling

Girl broke up with me the other day for another guy, but said “I wanted to stay with you because your dick is so good, but his parents are going to help him buy a house”. So thanks a LOT mom and dad.