Brian Egeston

@attackingBryce Let's gooooooooooooooooo!!!! SKEEEEEEEEgeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Blessed to announce my signing to play soccer at Tuskegee University! I can't wait to get started!Incredibly grateful for everyone that supported me. Super excited to play at the next level. The next chapter begins now at TU❤️💛🐅#myTUathletics #ecnlboys #dksc #mytuskegee

@roywoodjr I was like, What kinda math is Roy doing in his head? The answer his play cousin or blood cousin.

Only a southerner would ask a follow up question.

@SarahHuckabee @realDonaldTrump Esteemed Gov. Huckabee. Born & raised Arkansan currently in LA here. Saying CA is in chaos is analogous to the US thinking Little Rock is the gang capital of the South because of an HBO documentary in the 80s. I pray God's grace & mercy over you and the wonderful Natural State.

What’s happening in California would never happen here in Arkansas because we value order over chaos. President @RealDonaldTrump does too, which is why he is doing what Governor Newsom won’t.

@BDaveWalters I read this too fast and thought you said the Rainbow Coalition. And I was like, why does Jessie make you sad?

I don't know why, but the Rainbow Connection always makes me unreasonably sad. Always has.

@KevOnStage The Aztek and The Hummer had an ugly baby.

Never thought I’d see an uglier car than than the Pontiac Aztek but that Cyber Truck. Woo buddy.

Hey @SportsCenter @sctop10 #SCtop10 @GSAsoccer final minute of stoppage. Zach Egeston starts counter attack with a perfect ball to Rene Rivera-Contreras who gets pulled by a defender, breaks away from the hold and slots it in the back of the net to seal the W! Goooooooooooaaal!

Dear @FOXSports , why are we watching ants play soccer in the USA v URU match? The overhead wide shots looks like the camera is on Mars. 🤣🤣

Would love to hear conversations about what Harrison Butker said vs what @Kaepernick7 did and how it will impact their legacies.

@LAMcCorn @Morehouse You sir...are a legend.

@KirkWrites79 So as we move forward, do you think there is a scenario where the more Black Male showrunners get hired, more BMW will be hired? Or…the bigger question, is that the only way younger kats will get more opportunities? And if so, what if fewer BMSR are hired? 😢

@TheBrianwrites There’s your answer. 🤷🏽‍♂️

I have worked on 8 TV shows (not including my own). I’ve only worked with a Black male writer twice — a staff writer and a showrunner. It is very rare for Black male writers to ever work together, unless it’s OUR show, because most rooms THINK they only need ONE or one is enough.

@KirkWrites79 2-White 7-Black

@TheBrianwrites I think so. Were your showrunners Black?

The #CFPCommittee also selected the best steakhouses in America. 1. @Arbys 2.@McDonaldsCorp 3. @Wendys 4. @BurgerKing 5. @Outback 6.@RuthsChris #CollegeFootballPlayoff

Am I the only one who knew what @RandyScottESPN and @garystriewski were laughing at during the Tiger Woods segment when then reporter said, “My Neck…My Back…”@officialkhia fans know for sure.😎

@bkjwordplay Boy, that's brilliant!

Do you think Janet Jackson has ever walked into the room where her make-up artist is set up and says, "Give Me a Beat"?

@AlysonFouse Don't have a gif, but she was in ghost. That's where I am.🤣🤣

Using a gif of Whoopi Goldberg, where are you mentally?

@akilahgreen Shhhh. My Auntiee is still alive.🤫

I’m relieved to see that we’ve collectively moved on from the breadcrumb era of baked mac and cheese.

@roywoodjr Then you’ve clearly never seen us hop at our 30-year reunions. That’s when we become known as Orthopedic Psi Phi.

I will say of the all the black frats, Omegas got the strongest ACLs. Bever seen a single Q-dog blow out a knee doing this. And some of them boys be HUSKY

Feel like I walked into Magic City only to find the dancers reading tarot cards and knitting. Thanks, André3000.

@kroney1228 @TeamSteffi1 If you didn’t pick a switch, not sure we can be friends.

@TeamSteffi1 I would pick the smallest one and they would go out and get a bigger branch with leaves still on it. 🤣🤣 This author @TheBrianwrites Brian Egeston wrote a book called Whippins, Switches and Peach Cobbler had me in stitches and brought back memories. Man every switch had a tale

When I found out all black people could not cook chicken #BlackTwitter #FlavorOfLove #Hottie