The Captain

Since I see how my audience goes feral anytime someone like Zan from Hedon is on stream, we have been in the middle of Muscle Mama Month as a thank you to you wonderful pervs. Because you can't quit being so amazing, Muscle Mama Month has morphed into March to Muscle Mama March!

Got some sassy and lovely ladies with me to bitchslap the snake (ayo?), @nightmaresakito and @JezzimaeVT join me for some Far Far West twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

@nightmaresakito and I playing Titanquest 2? We're returning to the age of Blockbuster rentals and cheesy television twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

Today is the day. Tomorrow is my birthday but as an early birthday present, I get to meet the greatest thing! @SUEtheTrex! My dream as a little girl was to be a paleontologist, but things didn't pan out. But I get to share my love of Dinos through stream and talking to people!

More Soviet Silicon Slapping coming up, but first... BRIGADOR KILLERS DEMO! Oh the noises I am making right now... twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

@PunkBrockVT “This game (that I was playing at the time) is older than I am.” I will be polite and not follow with the next expression I pulled

what has someone typed in chat to get you making this face?

@LollipopHyena07 Happy birthday! Hope all is well for you!

Well… shit 🎈🎊🎉🎂

Putting the Russkie Robot Rampage aside for a bit while I go full ham on some stress reliever games with some lovely people twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

@PunkBrockVT Yanno what? let's roll dem bones!

To celebrate hitting 1900 on 🟣 i'm holding a raffle for 2 lucky creatures to win a custom bgm/music loop! 🎸Follow & RT to enter! 🎸A BONUS entry if you follow me on 🟣! 🎸Post your ref in the comments! 🥒I'll choose 1 winner at random and a 2nd from the refs! 🥒Ends May 19th

The first repeat on the channel is Slavjank? Say it ain't so! twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

We continue with the Atomic Heart DLC which so far is kicking the shit out of Bioshock Infinite's DLC (if you want an example of how to murder a story, Burial at Sea was hot garbage), and now we see what the Hell is up with that fucking goose twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

I was hearing a lot of good things about Pragmata (ignoring the psychotic comments made by people who probably should have their hard drives checked), but hearing this from someone who values high levels of creativity is making that game go higher on my list

Muscle Mama Madness takes a little pause as we FINALLY have all the Atomic Heart DLCs ready. Fucking loved the base game, time to see if the Season Pass was worth it twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

@JezzimaeVT and @nightmaresakito are on deck, so we're gonna wind some roses twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

Can't wait to end game so we can give Ming Xiao the Brujah-hah as we keep Bloodlines-ing into the week's end twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

We carry on the work of a utter prat and go keep looking for the world's most mobile ash box in Bloodlines (the good one) twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

Get yourself a lover who looks at you the same way the Captain looks at a roguelite spectacle fighter arcade flight sim with unrealistic physics m.youtube.com/watch?v=4rFQ6Q…

Even after all these years and slipped standards, the Sin Bin still makes me afraid to touch anything even with gloves on. Bloodlines continues! twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

As we get back into Bloodlines I start to wonder if it's time to do our dark bidding twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

The Vod survived Twitch's bullshit despite the soundtrack, so... we continue into the night where we see the Ballad of Duelling Twats (Nines and LaCroix) twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

First come, first served as I don't think the VOD would like all the licensed music, but we're taking a deviation into one of the best RPG games ever made, the one that was so good Activision tried to kill it twitch.tv/thecaptainvt