The Chap Magazine

The vaults have revealed countless early back issues - mailchi.mp/thechap.co.uk/…

The Last Email from This Residence - mailchi.mp/thechap.co.uk/…

Various sundry items have been added to our Gift section, including a full set of dandies cigarette cards, a collection of original Chap knitting patterns, a signed photo of Terry-Thomas and the very last Silver Jubilee Tankard mug: thechap.co.uk/product-catego…

Further displays of largesse in our generously reduced book sale: thechap.co.uk/product-catego…

@IanCallaway352 'Blandishments' is one of our favourite words

Unsurprisingly perhaps, or perhaps not, I have succumbed to @TheChapMag’s blandishments.

In order to clear the shelves ahead of a house move, many Chap Books have been placed into a grand sale, with reductions of up to 75% on some titles: thechap.co.uk/product-catego…

@alexlarman @HenryGJeffreys @VermiciousKni12 @crankynotions Maybe there really are prostitutes at this address now

@HenryGJeffreys @VermiciousKni12 @crankynotions That’s so utterly rubbish. I am sure that @TheChapMag has similar views.

For the first time since 2010, I stopped to pay my respects. I knew the sign was gone but seeing the pathetic faint mark drove me into a rage. Spoke to an active member of the Soho Society nearby. Didn't give a toss. Too busy blocking licences, I guess.

Lots of rare back issues added to stock, unearthed during an exploration of the vaults at CHAP HQ: thechap.co.uk/product-catego…

Lots of superb new titles added to Chap Books, from ghoulish tales of the supernatural to the diaries of Patricia Highsmith (or are they the same thing?) thechap.co.uk/product-catego…

The Heights are Wuthering - mailchi.mp/thechap.co.uk/…

Refused an account with @jpmorgan Chase Bank, then found out they were happy to handle Jeffrey Epstein and Andrew Windsor's ill-gotten gains. Seems that we should be the ones turning the bank down

CHAP Aux Choix now on sale! Any four back issues of our printed magazine may now be acquired for just £10, shipped anywhere in the world: thechap.co.uk/product/four-b…

Full details of this year's Grand Flaneur Walk: thechap.co.uk/grand-flaneur-…

Just my luck, my 250 million year old salt has expired

The last remaining issues of The Chap, from when it was still a printed magazine, may now be bought in sets of four 'au choix' at a reduced price: thechap.co.uk/product/four-b…

The Last of the Back Issues - mailchi.mp/thechap.co.uk/…

When The Chap met Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer, along with Chief Druid Philip Carr-Gomm, Norman Wisdom, Casanova and the master hatter at Lock & Co: thechap.co.uk/product/chap-w…

@50sonicbooms @Tesco Only when they've got a sale on

@TheChapMag @Tesco I thought you lot had everything made by fortnum and masons,

What happened to @Tesco ? It’s become a terrible place with 100 different types of white bread and little else, like the worst supermarket in a forgotten US state. Asda quality yet Sainsbury’s prices

Put a Spring in your Step Towards May - mailchi.mp/thechap.co.uk/…