The Cheese

I am now a Dad. I can’t wait to tell my daughter this story when she’s able to understand.

Not getting all of the things I wanted 10 years ago has made me a better person. I used to want stardom, farm, global recognition for my artistic output. Now all I want is safety and contentedness. And to work.

At the Hibachi telling other tables not to look at mine

I want this

I’ve trained with this young lady. She’s definitely a Malenko. With more experience, I think she could become one of the best technical wrestlers in the country.

The best kind of pro wrestling, Rey Mysterio kicking Ric Flair into a pool. #wcw99

Thank you for your attention to my bladder

Get rid of the president’s secret police force should not be this hard of an ask

America had the best grift going where we made entertainment, exported it to the entire world, and permeated their cultures. We gave it up for a dumber, deeply uncool nationalist grift nobody likes. We fumbled the bag so hard that movies will be made about it. In other countries.

Look! @ThemeParkBar caught the cheese! @TheCheesePW

Rest here, weary traveler Jervis has the watch.

We are just over ONE WEEK from AT DAWN featuring : @JonDavis817 @JANELABABY @TheApexRM @KelseyRaegan @TheCheesePW @KingSerpentico @NoahXVeil @DanStarling1998 @origold16 @HadarHorwitz @meandrennen And more! 🗓️ 1/18 📍 Hourglass Brewing 🎟️ mayhemonmills.com

Imagine if John Wick had instead opted to seek revenge on the terminal illness that killed his wife…whooooo boy we’d have quite the different movie wouldn’t we??

The only person I believe when they say, “…and we’re just getting started” is Jesse Cole. Everyone else is just crying, “Look at me, please!”

He's not a ghost, he's one of the most beloved characters in Mayhem on Mills history!! @thecheesepw will be AT DAWN on January 18th and he's gonna handle some unfinished business!! What will the man-nana do??? Be there live to find out!! Tickets at mayhemonmills.com

Tried listening to the 48 Laws of Power on Audiobook to see if there’s any discernible info there. Nope. It’s for weaklings with zero imagination.

If you ever discover that I’ve been turned into a dog via science or magical spell, please give me sparkling water. It will help me to time travel back to this moment to where you don’t remember I got that dog in me

#MailDay: Excited to receive these 2025 @Waxateria trading card sets. Can't wait to open these up. Hit a @TheCheesePW auto & a @VinceValor31 1/1. #Waxateria #WrestlingCards #WrestlingTradingCards

Being unfollowed by someone then being followed by their backup account is the most nuanced, passive-aggressive way of saying, “I’m not fully emotionally developed…please like and pay attention to me so I can balance the power in my direction” what are we doing

The bio on the back of this card is so ‘cheesy’. Love it. Made me smile.😁 @Waxateria @TheCheesePW

Thank you @kewl_figs We truly appreciate your support. Awesome @TheCheesePW auto!