The Babe

Show your range but with food>>> I’m bout to post 4 different type of ramen.

Doctor: Do you eat nuts after your workout, like I told you? Me: Yes after every workout! Doctor: Which ones, Peanuts? Walnuts? Almonds? Me: No, Donuts Doctor:

I’ll never understand women that’ll buy car and lie that their man bought it. Can never be me. Make people no know say I be big madam ke?

Soulmates always end up together no matter how much love is lost, no matter how distant you become. You lose each other to find each other again. That’s what it’s like when someone is meant for you. If you leave, or they leave, you will return to each other forever… If it’s destined.

Even if he did travel, he would use those three weeks to bond with us because he saw it as important. Travelling for work doesn’t stop you from bonding; how you choose to spend your free time is what matters. If you don’t see bonding with your children as a priority, then even those few weeks / days off each year will be spent selfishly, without making time for them.

My iPhone fell inside hot water today, the screen and the phone panel got damaged. Had to fix it today because it’s my main (business phone). Na so I take spend money wey I no budget for today ooo.. I’m cranky AF right now

Someone said calling your children often is unrealistic 😭😂😂😂 I give up man. You guys continue to be emotionally absent from your kids oh. Your father did it to you; therefore do it with your children. It is well.

Amiyah lost a tooth yesterday and came to me saying, “Daddy, I just lost a tooth!” “Oh wow! Are you okay, babe?” “Yes, I am. I wonder how much I’ll get from the Tooth Fairy.” “Oh yes… I wonder how much.” Amiyah looked me straight in the eyes and said, “Daddy, I know you’re the Tooth Fairy.” Me: ……… Amiyah: “Are you going to say something, Mr. Tooth Fairy?” “Fine. How did you know?” “Daddy… I’m 11 years old.” Me: ……… Amiyah: “But can I still get like $5 for my tooth?” Me: “Wait! what??? The Tooth Fairy doesn’t exist to you anymore, and you still want $5 for your tooth?” Her: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 can you do a pretend tooth fairy? Me: as how???!! You know what? let me think about it. I will not give her that money and nothing is going to happen. Anybody that want to fight me should come and fight me. 😏

If I tell you sometimes these things are overrated would you believe? That croissant is just bread and too much custard. Macaroons are just sugar rounds. Cannolis hmm.. Maybe the cakes but sometimes quite underwhelming

Nigerian citizen Gift Oladele, 24, has been sentenced to 17 years in prison following a horrific attack in Wrexham, Wales, where he raped a 19-year-old woman as she walked home from a night out on September 7, 2025. At Caernarfon Crown Court today, he received a total sentence of 25 years including an extended licence period of eight years. He was also handed an indefinite Sexual Harm Prevention Order and a lifelong restraining order to protect the victim. The presiding judge described his time giving evidence as “a performance,” citing an extraordinary level of arrogance and entitlement.

I can never understand using boiled titus fish to make Afang soup. It's a taboo!!

“i know how to cook, my partner doesn’t have to. i will cook and feed them” words that will never come out of my mouth.