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If you're only doing 1 or 2 encounters per long rest, your short rests should only be 10 minutes. #dungeonsanddragons

I'm gonna try some of this "millennial humor." I've heard so much about. A lot of people assume my dungeons and dragons alignment would be chaotic, but I think I'm extremely lawful. After all, suicide is illegal. Right. ... No because, I mean. You know?

Honeycrisp is definitely the dankest strain of apple

I think the whitest thing about me is that I think the whitest thing about me is that I used to watch the intro to Iron Chef and think "Gross, who just bites a bell pepper like that? Isnt that spicy?"

I love how much of Dawn's dish soap marketing was just like "Perfect for DUCKS!"

Just rewatched Willow for the first time since I was kid, and I gotta say... Peter Jackson is a coward

Anyone know where can I find some boots like this big enough for a men's size 11.5? Not sure I can get count on just getting lucky with a thrift store again like my pink heels lol

Started my boldest investment strategy ever yesterday! #economics #personalfinance #retirement #selfmade #BILLIONAIRE #invest

Whoever made the call to cut that wig... THANK YOU #HouseOfTheDragon

Anything fun going on down in Columbus after the @ninjasexparty concert tomorrow?

The "b" in "debt" is such a lazy letter

The bullseye shouldn't be the 5th best spot on a dart board.

I cant stop losing studfinders...

@FrostedCaribou Depending on your tone that could be a real power move

I was chatting with my barista this morning…after she handed me my drink she said “have fun in London!” I said “you too.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Think #SheHulk is gonna address "hulking out" not changing her makeup? Gotta imagine her usual palette isnt gonna work the same on a green complexion. There better be a trip to Sephora with at least 1 "combination skin" joke; otherwise, what are we even doing here?

When you can't let yourself do hobbies until you clean everything first, but no matter how much you clean there is still more that gets messy in that time, so you get stuck in a never ending cycle and you eventually have to just accept that somehow "cleaning" IS your hobby now.

Sorry, cant help out right now. Cooking up a Slender James

Angel food cake french toast. #balancedbreakfast

Everything is garbage, so why NOT make french toast with angel food cake