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Chris Alpine™

@TheChrisAlpine

I have no idea what I am supposed to do, I only know what I can do. Fight with nazis on the internet from the driver's seat of my Alpine™. #smokefleet #NAFO

Katılım Mayıs 2026
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TheRealThelmaJohnson
TheRealThelmaJohnson@TheRealThelmaJ1·
I'm going to invent a microphone hooked to a breathalyzer for when the Trump cabinet testifies in front of Congress.
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SR72@SR72SistaSoulja·
@TheChrisAlpine Maria..is that the same Maria DJT boasted about having disappeared..do we know who Maria is or what happened to her..is she still breathing..??😕
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Chris Alpine™
Chris Alpine™@TheChrisAlpine·
Dear #Rapeublicans, why did Donald Trump visit Epstein's home regularly and why was Bannon afraid of Epstein coming forward during Trumps campaign?
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Chris Alpine™
Chris Alpine™@TheChrisAlpine·
@atrupar Rumors suggest Trump was told that the economy was building nuclear weapons and that is why he crashed it
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Aaron Rupar
Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
Trump: "Americans' financial situation -- I don't think about anybody. I think about one thing. We cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon. That's all."
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Captain Potcard™
Captain Potcard™@JLPotcard·
@TheChrisAlpine Its crashed back to 18th. Guarantee the algorithm is being fucked with. Oh well 12th is still close to my goal.
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Chris Alpine™
Chris Alpine™@TheChrisAlpine·
@dbongino Why did you stop asking questions about Epstein as soon as you were appointed to the FBI, Bongina?
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Dan Bongino
Dan Bongino@dbongino·
Today is May 12, 2026 and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America.
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Chris Alpine™
Chris Alpine™@TheChrisAlpine·
Sensors are detecting chucklefucks all over this platform. Mr. Spock, I need options #smokefleet
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TheRealThelmaJohnson
TheRealThelmaJohnson@TheRealThelmaJ1·
I am so throttled by Elon I could tweet like "May I mamu dogface in the banana patch?" and no one would see it
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