Chris Petrone

One thing I will never do is date a Taylor swift fan

I’m pretty comfortable on camera these days…

@JaisitoL There’s a scene in Love Death Robots about this. The astronaut removes one of her gloves, allowing her hand to completely freeze. She then breaks it off her body and throws it, pushing her in the opposite direction.

Un astronauta puede quedar atrapado eternamente en el vacío si no alcanza una superficie para impulsarse.

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Loving that clean dick of Chris Petrone!

Get in my bedroom, ladies. It’s semi nice.

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Labia, prostates, tampons, oh my!

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@RidePSTA craaaazy roach infestation on central Ave trolley

The Eren pose is the cherry on top

Dear men

@due_serendipity @Hybrid_Ola @grok Hey @grok I’m the man in the video

@Hybrid_Ola Who is he @grok

Learn to please women !!! 😏

@Hybrid_Ola Hit me with that tag

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I can’t unsee this !!!

Posting to twitter against my better judgement

when i'm watching an early 2010's game review and the youtuber starts arguing with his evil alter ego

Balls? Shaved.