The City Simp

@baby_ivoryy @Amy_beke In other words, you are a sl#t. Got it 👍🏽

When I get married and see another man more handsome and more successful than my husband, I'll first tell my husband to go and meet the successful man and take advice from him. If after doing that and he's still not successful, then I'll leave him for good and I'll start going closer to that successful man

Nobody talks about the pain of being married and seeing another man more successful and richer than your husband.😭

WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.

@angel_elixir 😂😂😂😂

@Tripple____M Oh yeah?

We need to embarrass Pep Guardiola again

Looking for a few tweets I have bookmarked I knew wouldn’t age well.

@markgoldbridge Moron! A yellow card is a yellow card offence, regardless. And

In a game of this magnitude that's ridiculous to send Camavinga off for that

@__SakaSZN @EzanaAssefa21 Thanks for not being deluded

@EzanaAssefa21 I love Eze but he can’t do what Kvara does

Why haven’t we used this yet

@Tripple____M You don’t

Guys, how do we beat Manchester City this weekend?

@Hugo____Viana Shush

@DanzQQ @jemmy_sancho Wrong. Mlk is an abbreviation of moleque, which means kiddo.

@jemmy_sancho “Te amo” = I love you “mlk” = maluco > Crazy boy (crazy in a good way)

What’s the meaning of Andre santos comment on savinho IG post😭 🇧🇷x🇧🇷

@SirLeoBDasilva Yadayadayada

Wolves are still defending with 10 men against Arsenal. You are 2-0 down, come out and play. Try to equalize!

@PaamanuelUtd_ The one who beat him in two finals. In fact, two UCL finals… oh wait, Rio came out and said he didn’t agree with SAF’s dinosaur tactics.

God will punish anyone who ever compared Pep Guardiola to Sir Alex Ferguson. Never ever compare the cheque book manager to the Greatest Manager Of All Time

@MindHealthMaker @Arden_2210 1503 boy

@Arden_2210 Answer: 980 ✅ (biggest possible) How (2 moves only): 1️⃣ Take one match from the 8 and add it to the 5 → 5 becomes 9 2️⃣ Take one more match from the 8 and place it on the 0 (to keep it valid) Result: 5 0 8 → 9 8 0 👉 Biggest number = 980

What's the biggest num you can make.? 99.1% will fail

@MayMayspeaks She is playing chess with Lorraine.

@radhoo12 You are not wrong.

Rico Lewis might be Bernardo’s replacement.

@radhoo12 @LyesBouzidi10 I feel like if you cannot do 20 kick ups you should not comment on football. I’ve realised that guys like him and the other Chelsea fan who said Haaland would fail miserably at city cannot play football in real life… honestly, that impacts one’s takes on football.

Here’s another one for the ages. Apologies @LyesBouzidi10 😭😭😭 you’ve been Cherki’d.

@Chrisoj_ Lost ones

The best story telling song you’ve ever heard?

@Mrbankstips A truly well hit penalty, which is often the case with Dom, is unstoppable. No one can save a well hit pen, no one.

The keepers don’t do their homework? Same corner every time x.com/LFCTandy_/stat…

@Wisdom_HQ 2

@Mishi_2210 399

What's the answer..?? 99.9% will fail