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A satirical mommy blog from Caitlin Barlow and Kathryn Renée Thomas of TEACHERS on TV Land.

Katılım Temmuz 2021
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How did a squirrel in a human suit give birth to human children? The details don't matter. What matters is that I love my family. And I'm scared to death they'll find out...
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"I'd like to apologize to my wife, Chilli," Bandit said through tears. "All her earnings from working airport security went to my habit, and what did I give her in return? An irreplicable model of energetic parenting that led our daughters to believe that Mum was way less fun."
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"February must stop pushing its woke agenda," DeSantis added. "Frankly, it's just making the other months feel bad about themselves. July was in tears the other day. TEARS."
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Caitlin's favorites!
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Katie's favorites!
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Thank you so much for the love and support we've received from The Cleave community! We look forward to another year of poop jokes, pee jokes and eviscerating the patriarchy! Please enjoy some of our favorite posts from this year. Xo, Caitlin & Katie
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