Cricket Club Captain

If I have to listen to anyone knock in their new bat during the first few games, they're batting 11. #ClubCaptainProblems

Why is there always that guy, who rocks up late to indoor and leaves early so he doesn’t have to clear the nets away? #ClubCaptainProblems

There is no better feeling than a hard fought game with the oppo, back and forth, just one run in it. Experiencing the highs and the lows, then having a beer afterwards knowing that cricket is a gift* *unless it was the Aussies, then it’s shit. #ClubCaptainProblems

Who’s this new dude, turning up to indoor nets in a red t-shirt? Oh, no, it’s Joe. It’s always Joe. #ClubCaptainProblems

Lads, i’ve organised a tour to Spain, should be a right laugh. #ClubCaptainProblems

Annual kit bag clean complete, this year I found: - a couple of 50p’s from the till - three hats (none mine) - half a cereal bar - one batting glove #ClubCaptainProblems

Couple of new players at nets today, i’ve registered them for the season, won’t see them again then. #ClubCaptainProblems

League fixtures were released today, already short for the first weekend. #ClubCaptainProblems

Time for recreational cricket to return....perfect timing. #ClubCaptainProblems

I just miss the boys. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems

I miss playing the raincard. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems

I’d still be one short on a Friday night. #ClubCaptainProblems

I miss the village lunatic that comes to every game. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems

I miss sitting on the boundary after getting a duck and watching the boys struggle in this heat. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems

I miss taking all the glory after an ‘inspired bowling change’ #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems

I miss those blokes who are ‘available, but have to leave at 5pm’. Well you’re not available then mate. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems

I miss organising the transport for the incapable idiots. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems

I miss those blokes who ‘haven’t got any cash mate’ #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems

I miss the gentle sound of Derek knocking in his kashmir willow bat. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems

I miss telling the bloke who’s in the 1s cos he drives, that he’s in the 2s this week. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems

I miss the dude who wears a red tshirt to nets. #MissingCricket #ClubCaptainProblems