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Kung Fu Conny

@TheConradJay

writer. producer | @dazed, @vice, @mic, @huckmagazine & @restofworld

Katılım Şubat 2011
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Kung Fu Conny@TheConradJay·
progress check 227lbs
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Pierre Da Silva
Pierre Da Silva@pierre_dasilva·
Hello hello… heard y’all were looking for black male popstars #TABOO out at midnight 🚨🚨🚨
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Kung Fu Conny@TheConradJay·
lost my shirt at the rave
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Zendaya Updates
Zendaya Updates@Zendaya_Updated·
Video of Zendaya on 'The Drama' carpet Paris premiere.
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Keem ||
Keem ||@KEEMsofamous·
Everybody just needs to show their butt. It’s Wednesday.
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Dwayne
Dwayne@TheStevenDwayne·
We have to start acknowledging kindness on this app intentionally. The dry hating is becoming overwhelming.
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cнєєкυ⋆。🪐˚ ⋆
when someone says it took them years to get lean and toned but i need that by next friday
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Kung Fu Conny@TheConradJay·
@MNEK @_melayela_ The deep pop culture knowledge required to even make these suggestions? MadTV? 🤣🤣
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Mela Yela
Mela Yela@_melayela_·
Hey Diva 👋 I hope it’s not too late 😅💛
MNEK@MNEK

divaaaa @_melayela_ I have two requests, hopefully they don’t plagiarise us again (!) - they’re both for Stateside @pinkpantheress2 @zaralarsson 1. “who knew opening up would make me a headline (boots)” .. but “boots” being Tiffany Pollard at the Flava of Luv reunion 2. “yeah i’m that girl i’ve been it (ahahah ahahahahah)” but replaced with the acapella outro of Love Muffin by Debra Wilson as Mariah Carey on MadTV, (you’ll get it when you see it!) these are a lil niche but pls could you? the people deserve to giggle

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ada enechi
ada enechi@adaenechi·
If anyone was going to get #TheBoys cast to show all their teeth it was going to be me. So happy I got to giggle with one of my favourite shows! Full video coming soon 👀
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A24
A24@A24·
The look of love. THE DRAMA — only in theaters April 3.
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Kung Fu Conny@TheConradJay·
Finally finished The Summer I Turned Pretty and my girl still got the Cousins beach house. Did she have to sleep with both brothers to get there? Yes. Would I do the same for a beach house with a pool? Also, yes.
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Kung Fu Conny@TheConradJay·
not the lymphatic drainage takeover.
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TERRANCE
TERRANCE@___Terrance___·
I don't know who needs to hear this, but someone else's lack of attraction to you isn't a reflection of your beauty.
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monty
monty@monty_avo·
having your nipples sucked on and played with is an elite feeling
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Kung Fu Conny@TheConradJay·
I’d kill for a massage rn. Need someone to break my back
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fat!so?
fat!so?@fatfabfeminist·
fleabag is one of the most magnificent works of art and introspection into the human mind ever put on screen. phoebe waller-bridge the woman that you are, the mind that you have, I love you
your mom@onlysammms

when Fleabag said "i'm not obsessed with sex. i just can't stop thinking about it. the performance of it. the awkwardness of it. the drama of it. the moment you realize someone wants your body. not so much the feeling of it"

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