Craig Shay

I am picking Ron Funches for my Traitors fantasy team even though he blew it in that one roundtable. My loyalty to Ron Funches will not waiver.

We were stranded at LaGuardia with no carseat and no plan. Everyone at Southwest blamed everyone else. Is Southwest unsafe for families with young children? This empty office is where we can pick up a loaner car seat

Devastating news for my friend's dad

The most realistic part of Star Trek is a bunch of guys falling in love with holodeck programs and requiring intervention

I'm a simple man, I hear the FX sound and I assume we're watching What We Do In The Shadows

Just walked into my yard to see a small spider trap a big wasp, the wasp kind of got away but fell to the ground, and then I turned around and there's a gosh darn praying mantis

@JohnDeDomenici I got my fireplace to stop leaking. I do still have 6 home depot buckets in my garage.

If you said "crypto bot" to me 20 years ago I'd assume you were talking about a robot bigfoot

Dogs love to have a little towel to lay on

Is there a word for when your dog begs you to go outside only to do gremlin stuff and not actually use the bathroom

A good party in the suburbs is when there are deviled eggs

Indiana Jones spinoff about the grad student made to teach the rest of the semester with 45 minutes notice

@BTnewsroom @KeiPritsker Lost in your narrative is whether or not this cure has worked for more than one person. That's a small sample size. What percentage of people does this cure work for? Is this cure available in China or anywhere else?

China just cured a patient’s Type 2 Diabetes for the first time ever. So why has the mainstream media been completely silent about it? BT's @KeiPritsker explains how the ruling class’s anti-China crusade is obscuring breakthroughs that could benefit millions of lives.

@chrispernadrums @Knifethroatny I'm playing this show tonight and it's free!

@Knifethroatny Oh yeah? Where at?

There are so many good shows happening in westchester and the city this weekend and that’s such a good thing

When someone says they're "floored" I have no idea what that means

“Are you wearing the—“ “The snoots? Yeah yeah I am”

Get to the gig tonight

Can we make a new social media where people cannot have takes? But what would it be? A website where people can only quote season 2 of New Girl

It's a @stavvybaby joke but I have been doing more religious stuff not because of spirituality but because it's cool to hang out with community centric people who don't want anything from you but conversation and participation

In this era of social media there's this type of person who insists on being the loudest and most morally correct and the most annoying at all times and it's all completely devoid of humanity and I'm honestly sick of it