The Creature

Meow meow meow

i say something embarrassing at the party and the room becomes silent. without another word, a swarm of crows begins whipping around me. lightning strikes, the birds scatter, revealing my half eaten charred corpse. a knock on the door. it’s me. “was that guy bothering you?” i say

Bath time

as above, so below.

I love gargoyles so much I think every building should have a little dude on it

They know??

So smol 🤏