#SOSISA 🇲🇼

@PempheroMphande Nde balance yake ndi K1,462.22 after that. He is selfless 🙏🏽

This morning I saw a Trans ID message and wondered why this young man was sending me 30K. When I saw his message shortly after, I surely thought he was texting to say “I made a mistake, please resend”. But it was meant for me as a thank you because months ago, I helped him make some money by finding him well paying clients for his business. Nothing can beat a heart full of gratitude!

@zodiakonline Alonda ena a G4S aba katundu ku Saint Andrews Highschool nakonso, nkhani ili ku police pomwe tukamba pano fufuzani a Zodiak. G4S iyambe taking responsibility ya umbava wa staff yawo

A polisi ku Ndirande amanga alonda anayi a kampani ya G4S ndi munthu oyendetsa njinga yamoto powaganizira kuti aba katundu ku kampani ya Castel Malawi.

@the_beardedsina That’s a giant ass wrist watch 🙌🏽

Definitely Not F, If you have ever been a serial killer you'd know that serial killers won't hold their weapons at the sight of the scene, they hide it Moreso, there is blood on the knife, no blood is seen on the rug of the victim Not C , The foot print post kill doesn't match her sneakers Not B , wearing sneakers which also doesn't match the footprint. He appears left handed ( likely dominant) because of the cup. See the way the body lies , must have been put by a Right dominant person Not A - Her shoe prints doesn't match the print on the rug Not D his shoe print doesn't match the rug. Definitely E- His shoe print matches exactly the emanating print on the left of the victim, His suit has some crumbs which match some close to the watch of the victim. His car key is on the left which is a left place for right dominant handed folks. If you zoom into eyes, they are dilated, a sympathetic response to the anxiety that comes with being guilty 😂😂😂

@ma1ybe Like y’all wasn’t born from a sperm, you must have some serious issues with your fathers to label this as an all men act.

A man drugged his wife and brought strangers from the internet to assault her for nine years. Nine years. She discovered the truth at the age of 67. Over 50 men involved. And people still say "trust your husband." If she can't trust the man she shared her life with, then who is she supposed to trust? She only discovered the truth when she stumbled upon the tapes he filmed and sold. It's horrifying. I can't even wrap my head around this level of betrayal.And then society wonders why women hesitate to trust. This is cruelty on a level that doesn't even feel human. And y’all keep saying “not all men” when she wasn’t even safe w her husband

@MjaySteven Mpaka pano chimauser Apple Music account yanga mxi

Chaika status chikuonera Netflix on my account with her new boyfriend. Akazi amatamba guys

@NundweC Police has nothing to do with Minister of Defence, serious questions gone to the wrong ministry.

Kodi minister of Defence ndi ndani??? I have serious questions.

@Times360Malawi Times Sport za #AFCON sikupanga nawo eti, nanga osakhalapo pa headline za semifinal / final….

#TheDailyTimes back page: FDH Bank plc has redefined the landscape of domestic football after pumping in a whooping K5 billion to take over Super League sponsorship. times.mw/etimes/

My husband is throwing my child (that I carried for 41 weeks and 3 days) up in the air till she almost hits the ceiling, and that one is laughing like she has a spare life somewhere.

@Times360Malawi The same partners MCP made stop helping and lose trust in Malawi govt

#Times360Malawi The government, led by the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP), has been warned that a wave of arrests targeting opposition leaders will cripple the nation’s economy by alienating crucial international partners.

@Times360Malawi Nde yochepa tu…. Kusewela cup yonse kuti upeze ka wan point faif 🤦🏽

#SundayTimes back page: Silver Strikers players will share K22.5 million as 50 percent of prize money for winning the 2025 FDH Bank Cup. times.mw/etimes/

@NationOnlineMw Koma pa Chisale nde zimatheka olo arresting him ka handede

The High Court in Lilongwe has stopped police from re-arresting 10 suspects linked to recent political violence, following an application by their lawyers for judicial review.

@She_Flames91 Sisowona isi 🤦🏽

Yalowa koma siinathire. For those who want to buy fuel pa Petroda ya pa Clocktower. Tanker Yangolowa chapompano

@flellah @ALICK_FALCONE I thought Head office is in Blantyre ku MASM House?

@ALICK_FALCONE No, The head office ku 11

Nnapita ku MASM head office lero, koma anditsukuluza... Kundikalipira ngati mwana wa std 6C 😫😫😭😭

@Eskimowan1 @onjezani When someone’s doesn’t understand what end of financial year means koma wants to talk smart

@onjezani 2 months ndi nthawi yaitali koopsa, kupanga passport kuti titulukemo mmalawimu ayiso? Tikhale mommuno basi tizionela nkhani zofoila daily

Mr. Speaker, Sir, I will not allow the chaos of passports to continue. We will reduce queues and congestion at the Immigration Offices. We will do that by resuming printing of passports in Blantyre, Mzuzu, and Mangochi by the end of this financial year. Mr. Speaker, Sir, my Administration has also commissioned a heavy-duty passport printer that will quadruple the current production of 500 passports per day. ~State of the Nation Address. Leadership.

@Times360Malawi 4 F’s challenge created by SOSISA

#TheDailyTimes front page: China is set to write off two debts for Malawi worth a combined $20 million (about K35 billion) which matured last year, Chinese Ambassador Lu Xu said yesterday. times.mw/etimes/

@MalawiGovt Sanjika?

Three newly appointed Cabinet Ministers on Tuesday, took their Oaths of Office and Oaths of Allegiance at a ceremony held at Sanjika Palace in Blantyre, pledging to serve the country with dedication and integrity.

@Times360Malawi Blantyre too.

#Times360Malawi Vuto la kusowa kwa mafuta layambiranso mu mzinda wa Lilongwe. Mu zinthunzi, mizele ya galimoto zofuna mafuta mmalo osiyanasiyana omwetsera mafuta. Vuto la kusowa kwa mafuta, linachita ngati latha sabata yatha maka pa tsiku lomwe Amalawi amakaponya voti

@Malawi24 Kunali voting ya electronic kodi?

Verified reports reaching our news desk indicate that at Vangalala Polling Station in Mzimba South Constituency, people are voting manually after the machines failed. Currently former vice president Khumbo Kachali is expected to cast his vote at Edingeni Polling Station. Reported by Ephraim Mkali Banda - Mzimba #malawi24 #Election #election2025 #electionupdates #MalawiDecides2025

🗳️Keep these simple tips in mind as you prepare to head out to vote on Tuesday next week⬇️:

@KandyPure02 I wonder too 🤦🏽‍♂️

Wonder how much property Chimwendo or Chithyola have