TheDandyDuke

Round 3! This time Nick's up against Tankite's Raph, and for the first time the advantage seems to be his! He seems to be making quite a name for himself, though he might be needing a new uniform when he rejoins the force... (continued below)

I'm sure a lot of us have the experience of really admiring someone- following their art, talking on occassion and just genrally loving their pressence only for them to vanish one day with little (if any) closure. Wherever you are man, you deserve the best.

@FatherLagarto Dropped off the internet some time ago, not sure why.

@TheDandyDuke Whatever happened to him? He made some fantastic stuff.

God I miss HeavyHoss.

@115_clockwork Not only are you right, you're brilliant

One of my favorite shapes for Nick is when ppl give him a pudgy little belly like. This guy ate junk food all his life and his metabolism is finally catching up !!

@HeavyFoxyFoxy "Ouch, ouch and... ouch. I knew the sag was real- but is it really that bad?"

@TheDandyDuke Dude, you’ve got some killer GAINS on your…bulky figure. pec muscles so big & puffy looking, yet very squishy (I think they call it moobs). Your ass is so plump & round it’s essentially a heavy wrecking ball. Gut muscles are huge as since no shirt can contain it from sagging out

"Pic on the left is me a year and a half ago. Pic on the right is me this morning. Roast me hard enough I put the fork down and get back into the gym, don't hold back. Do your worst."

@SlipperyFishie Keep that up and he'll be sliding into your DMs the way he slides into those XXL sweatpants...

@TheDandyDuke Okay I won't.........I'll say he looks gorgeous instead!!!

@ruddyiw "Way more than I need... Seriously, why is everyone trying to tell me this gut is better than my abs???"

@TheDandyDuke You look better this way. Guess you've been enjoying plenty of roasts...

@SlipperyFishie @KelseyPDrummond You BETTER not 😤

@TheDandyDuke @KelseyPDrummond Hmmmm.....what if I said he looks cute

@ZerdatheFennec Sadly I've never been in as good shape as either of them 😔

@TheDandyDuke Based on real events?

Hmmmmmm....... Fat mech suit operators....

"Eurylochus?" "Yeah?" "Where's the bag of wind?"

@Choco_Hyena Have you heard of this new gum? It's like a three course meal!

👁️👁️

@Ruffus_Woofus I've always been an "oil tanker full of pudding and a hose" type of horse

I'm curious 🎈✨

Grizzy....

@jacklled I was not prepared to be catered to this early in the morning

It BOGGLES me that games these days demand a third of your hard drive's space just to barely function. I garantee you I've gotten more fun out of Valheim than any Bethesda title and it's less than 2 GB.

Рост...) #koda #kogotsuchidark #драконытожелюди

What is the best option?

Guy realizes he's unintentionally gained like 80 pounds, posts a before and after pic to r/RoastMe asking people shame him into losing weight. Backfires spectacularly when he learns he has a degradation kink.