I deny the rumors that I tried to poison HFX. The reports of a handsome maniac infiltrating their dugout are true, but I deny that it was me. Also, it was food coloring and would have been a funny prank had the jugs not been spilled. I have no idea how those squirrels got sick.
Just got finished moving into my new place down here in Lonestar. Trying to catch the end of the LLCS and ownership tells me they want to increase the team's social media profile... so I'm twittering now. Enjoy!