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@BBCLondonNews They would if "trans women" weren't using the toilets for their fetish

Scientists will collect urine from women's urinals and process it into fertiliser for wheat. bbc.in/3YbXCKE

@BucketListHydro H1 out here trying to be the FIA governing naughty words

Hello there Newcastle having a pint of Jakehead at the Town Wall it's been a minute

@HydroNews1 Too bad H1 Youtube chat disabled

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@TrueNorthDean They had to shave?

Holy crap newcastle it's been a few years how you doin?

Yep youtu.be/wxfH_MheFho

@StagecoachNE If your buses like the 939 to team valley left the depot on time this could be avoided

#SSOps The weather is pretty rubbish this morning but our drivers are doing their best to get buses out there. Please use the Stagecoach App to keep track of services as they may be delayed or cancelled at short notice. Thanks for your understanding.

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

@JonnyEthco @elonmusk Uh Jon that's exactly what twitter is now

So Twitter is probably going to turn into mostly politics and porn, where you can buy hard hitting articles and nudes with dogecoin. I wonder how much @elonmusk nudes will cost?

@Metro_Manners Nobody going to South Shields cares their line won't be open until some time in December

Every autumn, leaves on the line cause problems for the Metro chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-eas…

Heyo. It’s been a while since we’ve done a little 🧵, but there’s things to say, so here goes… The start to this week has so far been by far the quietest of the year, in fact, I can’t really remember a quieter four days in a row. Now, this is not a sob story, far from it…

@StagecoachNE I appreciate that I only asked because it was two days in a row and wondered if it's going to happen all week or if it's random

@TheDaveToEndAll Hi Dave, unfortunately due to factors beyond our control services do sometimes run late or are cancelled and we do regret the affect this has on people. Please accept our apologies and my assurance that we are working very hard to improve our services. Thanks S.

@StagecoachNE Hello why are the 939s from sunderland running late?

Metro engineers to strike over 'miserable' pay offer chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-eas…

@StagecoachNE Hi is the 7am 939 from Peel Retail Park to Team Valley operating?

GMB Industrial Action from Tuesday 11 October 2022: stge.co/3rMMSS6

@StagecoachNE is the 7am 939 from Peel Retail park to Team Valley operating a normalish service?

Nice and hot today it reminds me of home high heat and humidity

@StagecoachNE Is this the 17 south Shields town center to whiteleas?

#SSOps Due to short term driver sickness some journeys will not operate on services 3 4 7 8 17 and 18 today. Please leave extra time for any journeys you wish to make and track your service on the Stagecoach App. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.