L.L. Cool Bean

Let him watch Nightcrawler

@beardedcakeman crisistextline.org

@beardedcakeman Get help, man.

Chuck McGill for 3 entire seasons of Better Call Saul:

@beardedcakeman "I'm not suffering a psychotic break. Anyway you're a reptilian who's actively engaged in some sort of vague conspiracy against me. I won't elaborate." Are you even capable of self-reflection? You're fucking batshit bro, get some help.

@TheDiggerWeDeep Uh huh

@Mark_Penn Rubio is subhuman filth. Possibly the most cowardly person alive.

Busted Gotta love Rubio pulling the green cards of relatives of Iranian terror leaders living the high life (as proudly pictured on social media) in LA while claiming asylum and spewing anti-American, pro-regime hate and going back and forth to visit Iran. So we grant asylum, which is reserved for those supposedly fleeing a regime, to those who are escaping its strict lifestyle requirements but are going back and forth no doubt in first class and fully supporting the regime. Classic. Rubio stepped in and kiboshed it.

John Krasinsky and Chris Pratt are handed two ends of a broken pool cue at CIA headquarters, whoever emerges alive gets to play the lead in the already-in-production Iran War downed pilot rescue movie

@Jerusalem_Post Stop occupying and doing a genocide then, cunts.

Opinion: It is time for Mamdani to stand in solidarity with Muslim leaders who eschew antisemitic tropes, such as “genocide” and “occupation,” and are committed to a new and broader regional alignment in the Middle East. jpost.com/opinion/articl…

@beardedcakeman Unconnected to what, exactly? Again, specifics. I know pattern recognition and full sentences aren't your strong suit, but I enjoy seeing your attempts, nonetheless.

@TheDiggerWeDeep Why are you still acting like you're a random unconnected person when you're here in another person's replies about it btw

@beardedcakeman You didn't specify which KIND of lizard. Am I a gecko? Bearded dragon? I need specificity here. For my notes.

@TheDiggerWeDeep Are you allowed to be on the internet

@beardedcakeman Is there somebody that ties your shoes and takes you grocery shopping that I can talk to? A caretaker or adult of some kind?

@TheDiggerWeDeep Are you not aware of the concept of a reptilian or are you just pretending Do you read first person narration as if it's literally supposed to be you in the story

@beardedcakeman @fffhhsf Please expound on how I figuratively look like a lizard. You're a fascinating specimen.

@TheDiggerWeDeep @fffhhsf Seriously are you autistic Do you not understand non-literal statements

@fffhhsf @beardedcakeman That dude showed up in my mentions using plural pronouns, saying "we see" and telling me I look like a lizard. Thought it was a joke but he's pretty clearly suffering a real psychotic episode. Probably in his early 20s and doesn't know the signs himself yet, unfortunately.

@beardedcakeman nobody is looking it’s just me and u stop pointing to the crowd and going hey help me

@Pontifex yo pops if you excommunicate JD vance I WILL start going to mass again

@beardedcakeman Anything more you want to say about lizards while you're having a hallucinatory psychotic event?

@TheDiggerWeDeep We can see who you follow, and who follows you, and what you post You have to be aware of that, and what that implies in relation to the dumb shit you're saying There's no way you aren't

I can see why they have so much god damn free time to do this shit! I wouldn't hire these retards either!!

@beardedcakeman I'll take that as a yes.

@TheDiggerWeDeep It would just help sell the allegation that your enemies were making up stories of reptilians hiding in human skin if you weren't very visibly a lizard

@TrueSeerRev2025 @beardedcakeman Best of luck learning to read little buddy. Maybe you should realize the guy who follows flesh on twitter has seen his videos? That thought ever cross your mind? Baby steps, sound the bigger words out one syllable at a time.

@TrueSeerRev2025 @beardedcakeman Maybe look up "non-sequitur" at some point you ignorant little twat.

@TrueSeerRev2025 @beardedcakeman You're a very stupid asshole whose opinion I don't value. It's "you're uneducated" for future reference. Also u is a letter and not a word, you

@TheDiggerWeDeep @beardedcakeman I know a guy who made a great video on the topic if your uneducated

@TrueSeerRev2025 @beardedcakeman

@TheDiggerWeDeep @beardedcakeman Have you heard of Michael Aquino’s temple of set? I heard they are recruiting new members. U would be a good fit

@beardedcakeman you dumb?

@TheDiggerWeDeep @fleshsimulator you know people can see your account right