Dale R. Lahey

an extremely underrated jackass bit

@TreyBiddy A thousand in the playoffs????

My first high school game ever was against Madre Hill and Malvern as a sophomore. We held him in check pretty decently the first half. Then first drive out of the half, he takes a handoff up the gut about 96 yards on us. Went over 1,000 yards in the playoffs alone his senior year. #wps

Thankfully Jeffrey Epstein never made any racist jokes the night he had dinner with Chelsea Handler

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A 5-gallon water cooler jug of water produces about $132 in economic output from data centers, but only about 2 cents from almonds.

Matt Jones. Hooper.

“Put him on the Jedi Council. But do not grant him the rank of Jedi Master.”

“He’s about to have a mental breakdown about finances. Have his wife send him a Zillow listing.”

He’s enjoying the TV series. Introduce a 2 minute gay sex scene

My average 3AM session with Claude..😄

I am DYING of laughter. How can Michael Jackson be so famous that every celebrity has the exact same response to his call???? 😂😂😭😭

Using PTO and still checking emails is the saddest thing we normalized.

Lived long enough for Doc Holiday edits, hell yea

15 years ago, today The Mother’s Day Massacre.

fuck I really need Microsoft copilot to handle this very important task

British Actors are taking all the Roles 🎬😂

I don’t get what the gay kid doesn’t understand. If he went to Gaza they’d murder him for being gay. Doesn’t seem that complicated.

@FCHWPO @incarceratedbob Please quit basketball

I’ll “be quiet” / stop streaming if you “be quiet” and retire let’s give the people what they want