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@ForbiddenShirts @nikefootball When you've got the world Cup at 6, but the battle of Hastings at 7

Massively underrated part of Nikes World Cup releases 😮‍💨

@TheDailyArab83 @Nareystoepoker All three new CBs looked an upgrade on last season during the euro games. No idea how they've dropped off so much

@Nareystoepoker On performances, Kucherenko & Moller for Utd but club quickly realised & somehow moved them on for profit. Suppose that leaves Esselink who hasn’t played since being subbed at half time in derby on Jan 3rd & contracted to summer 27. He had as many good games as bad though.

Starting to put together my longlist for the annual worst Premiership signings blog. Which of your team's players should be on my radar?

@TeaKupps A trivela pass in the air is much easier, as the height is on the ball already, no need to generate it. Also, it shows how one footed he is. He is a very good player, but the trivela doesn't fool me, you're one footed.

How many dudes in history are capable of playing that pass? Yamal being an S tier creator from the very beginning of his career is too funny

@g4ryw4lker It must be navy or white shorts with coral socks. Purple is fucking horrible.

Scotland’s 2026 away kit comes with TWO sock options. Purple as primary. Trace Scarlet as alternate. Scotland themselves posted the Scarlet socks on their official Twitter last week (see image in comments), and honestly? Give me the Scarlet all day. #ScotlandNT #KitNews #Adidas

@The_Tman10 Saying at the overnight for a game in Dundee, ridiculous.

I always look for a bit of context in these situations especially on social media. Could be a reason for this but its sad to see two youngsters simply wanting an autograph or a picture being totally ignored by the players.

@HLTCO Used to see these goals every week, looks what we lost

Nahuel Molina’s only gone and done it AGAIN. Madness.

@MrCryptoWhaleCN And it's all caused by arrogant, greedy pieces of fucking arse who will not be affected in the slightest.

Tyne Wear Derby and Sunderland are wearing their away kit. Tinpot.

@MorecambeFCFeed Imo, if a player stutters, the keeper is entitled to leave his line.

Surely this violates the ‘no stopping’ rule? He’s actually gone backwards there ffs 😂

Some of the worst trans-Atlantic Scottish accents on the bus today. My god, these kids will look back and think, "I sounded like a right cunt when I was younger."

@chemesiana The Premier league art of never tackling and backing off.

la liga is too useless man, look at what lamine yamal is doing to valencia players.. he can never try this in the premier league, joelinton and thiaw won’t give him space to do all this. 😭😭😭😭😭

@HLTCO @PeterCrouchPod I agree but, as an Army brat, I moved around a lot so have to support my dad's team. I also follow a league 2 club where I was born. Both are fucking shite, but I can understand a kid supporting a big club if their dad was from there and moved.

Love this from Danny Dyer on @PeterCrouchPod. 👏

@RecTerrace I'm only basing off this one try, but Russell made that try, Arundell played a basic pass

Henry Arundell didn’t have many touches tonight but almost every one was game-breaking. Just a box office player ⭐

@yarmabz @ScotlandNT @FIFAWorldCup @adidasfootball @adidasUK I'm very tempted. Not paying £90 for a replica

@TheDominator93 @ScotlandNT @FIFAWorldCup @adidasfootball @adidasUK As i did, about 4 months ago…😀

The trefoil returns to the @FIFAWorldCup. Introducing your @adidasfootball Scotland Men’s away shirt - available in-store and online this morning. @adidasUK | #adidasfootball

@fitbaw_shirts There's a website selling a knock off (but still close enough) for £30. My mate got one months ago

I don’t care if I am bias, this tops any other World Cup shirt release. Outstanding from adidas 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@HLTCO Agreed, unless it's a long ball over the top, in which case you've got to perform the Van Basten celebration

I would argue for a period of about 5-6 years, he was THE player that kids wanted to emulate when they grew up. Adults now still scream “ROONEYYYY!” when they ping a volley over the park.

@HLTCO That's a foul, imo. The boy tripped the lad up and I've seen far softer ones given!

Sofyan Amrabat, that is absolute filth.

@stompey__ They're only at a level to qualify in other leagues because they have access to the PL money. Move them out and they'd no longer be able to attract the same players.

Great data, but the wrong conclusion. The real answer is in the data. Currently the Premier League have the by far highest floor of any league. Almost any Premier League team would likely qualify for Europe in a different league. Just take Spurs and Nottingham as an example. Relegation battle in the Prem while also making the knockout stage in European competitions. Do you understand how ridiculous that is? However, as you can see in the data, outside of Arsenal, England currently lack teams at the highest level. Which is also why, once the big games comes around they fall apart.

Sit back, that's what happens. Ridiculous. Should have scored 4 or 5. #Dundeederby