Alyssa Al-Dookhi (they/them)

My gender expression vs. my gender identity

me and the character that I think I am

I think the Traitors really missed an opportunity to call the bachelor's team of faithfuls the "Peterphiles"

Would like to be the first to offer to go down on the entire casting team of #Traitors season 3. Doing great work there folks

Happy Mardi Gramadan

If anyone wants to know how it's going, my coworker and I just ended a meeting with, "Let's go eat potatoes."

How fucking dare my favorite radio station play "What's Going On" right before my first zoom call 😭😭😭😭 @kexp you owe me

We need an angry crying emoji like YESTERDAY

A rite of passage: played "that's you" with my ten-year-old brother for the first time

'Oh, drat,' said Toad.

Election night 2024 feels like Philly after a major sporting event - whatever the result, people will be setting fires and eating horse shit.

@dissolveriol @ITYSL_memes Hahahahhahahah

@ITYSL_memes @TheDookness to the courtesy phone

I got my sticker

@kexp who are these Wild Boys haters? I just wanna talk

I'm in my WhatsApp roses and Skechers era DO NOT PLAY WITH ME

@BuggPup @dissolveriol Snarrrrrch

Invasion of the Body Snarchers (1956) is such a good movie but a little too on-the-nose for me to play in the background while I read my morning abortion news roundup

@dissolveriol SNARRRCHERS

@TheDookness SNARCH

Thinking about how the diner next door doesn't serve food 24/7 anymore: We used to be a country.

Found out today that the only three Arabic words my bf has learned from me in ten years are hurry up, slow down, and coffee.

"That's why you're so nice! You're not from this country." Mamadou, my cab driver.