The Dude Logic

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America owes 38 TRILLION in debt. Japan owes 9 TRILLION. The entire world owes 315 TRILLION. Who do you think they owe this money to? The answer will make your blood boil.

He Did A WWE Move In A Street Fight! 😂

Meksika'da hâlâ Escobar döneminden gizlenmiş milyonlarca dolar gün yüzüne çıkarılmaktadır. Ülkenin kırsalında bulunmayı bekleyen daha milyarlarca dolar olduğu düşünülmektedir.👀

My friend has a cat that caught 27 mice in one night, then arranged them like this all by himself, as if to show off his achievement.

WTFFFFFFFFFFF BRO 😳😳😳 QUE COISA É ESSA? "Essa coisa pousou ali e começou a emitir luz, era do tamanho de um ônibus, comprimido, antes que alguém diga que é alta tensão, ali não existe fios é mata fechada."

Yes

British police have reached a new low. 30 officers were sent to arrest a mannequin, because it hurt Muslim feelings. This is not satire. The police have completely lost the plot.

The lowest car in Taiwan, known as the Banana Peel, is a drivable Honda Civic that looks like it's clipping through the ground.

Cnuts like him couldve ended up killing some innocent child walking on that footpath, absolute feral scum. 🤬🤬🤬

Banger 😂

bro with hundred experience😭🤣

@ScienceExpand The Dude Logic says "So couches don’t support me emotionally or physically"

Quantum physics says that you can never actually touch anything.

5 years ago this NFT cost $69 million, today it's worth less than $100 (if that).

And so it begins.

This is the kind of test that separates panic mode from survival mode.

Dad Tosses Giggling Son Onto Bed, Then Gives Jealous German Shepherd A Turn.

A 28 year old paid $18,000 to fake 4 MILLION customers and sold the lie to JPMorgan for $175 MILLION. > Charlie Javice founded Frank in 2017, a platform that helped college students apply for financial aid. > By 2019 she was on Forbes 30 Under 30 and being courted by major banks. > In 2021 JPMorgan offered to acquire Frank for $175 MILLION but wanted proof Frank actually had 4 million customers before signing. > Javice pushed back, citing privacy concerns over student data. > Then she paid a data science professor $18,000 to generate a synthetic list of 4.25 MILLION fake student names. Complete with fake emails. Fake birthdates. Fake income levels. > JPMorgan signed the cheque. > Javice was made a managing director at the bank, overseeing student products at Chase. She personally walked away with millions in stock and bonuses. > Months later JPMorgan tried to send marketing emails to Frank's 4 MILLION customers. > More than 70% bounced. > Frank actually had fewer than 300,000 real users. > An engineering director testified that the week before the deal closed, Javice asked him to help fabricate the customer numbers. He refused. > She told him "We don't want to end up in orange jumpsuits." > She was convicted on all four counts of fraud and conspiracy in March 2025. > Sentenced to 85 months in federal prison in September 2025. > Ordered to repay $287 MILLION. More than the original deal was worth. > JPMorgan was forced to pay her $115 MILLION legal bill because the acquisition contract required it. > Jamie Dimon called the whole thing "a huge mistake." > The judge told the bank they had "a lot to blame themselves" for not checking before signing. JPMorgan paid $175 MILLION for a company. Then $115 MILLION more for the lawyers. Then $287 MILLION in restitution. The fraud cost more than the company.

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