The Duke of Debauchery🤴🇺🇸🇮🇱

@BN_Bears QB fumbles the ball on a kneel down up 6 and it gets returned for a TD.

Explain this in football terms...

@Matt_Pinner Frank Castle

What name would You give him? 🤔

The Duke’s mortal enemy on X, The Ayatollah is now confirmed dead. We will have another beer, please and thank you.

@zachnhso @Senators @RDSca Trade him to the Chicago Blackhawks then or any American team.

Brady Tkachuk, captain of the OTTAWA senators, hates Canada. If I were the @Senators I’d be looking for a new captain immediately before the trade deadline, maybe even promote Giroux. Someone who doesn’t lose their temper and hate the country they play in, someone who can read.

Go Bears!!

Bears!!

@silentblossom_ @Thevictoria76 Leftist Democrats

Write something that is more harmful than cigarettes. 🤔

@harryjsisson B/c its funny as hell. 💩 head😂😂😂😂😂😂

Can a reporter please ask Trump why he posted an AI video of himself dropping poop on me from a fighter jet? That would be great thanks

@daveatherton Is that Bad Bunny?

Today's feel good story is a motorist throwing hot coffee at a woman serving in a petrol station. She gets out a hammer, which looks like a small ice pick and breaks his windscreen.

@ImMeme0 Dark money groups

A Jewish socialist, a Muslim socialist, and a Latina socialist walk into a bar. So… who’s paying the bill?

@AmitSegal @MSNBC @EugeneDaniels2 @KamalaHarris Thank G-d, this person was not elected President.

Asked by @MSNBC’s @EugeneDaniels2 if Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, @KamalaHarris replied: “When you look at the number of children that have been killed, the number of innocent civilians that have been killed, the refusal to give aid and support, we should all step back and ask this question and be honest about it, yeah.” What a waste, with such insights she could have been mayor of New York.

@nickysmokess All Natural, Non-GMO Cigs.

How tf does Whole Foods not sell cigs?

@realomahade @kittygang_4ever TMZ is not the News

@kittygang_4ever When social media breaks news before the news breaks it

Look at TMZ finding out the news from the insta post. Actually kind of incredible that they didn’t know beforehand.

October 7, didn’t happen because “Palestinians” were denied a state, it happened because they were given one.

RIP. RYNO

WWE's Ivy Nile sporting a new hairstyle (📸yourfavoritehairstylist on IG)

@ThrillaRilla369 Last Action Hero is a very underrated Arnold movie

Best Arnold Schwarzenegger movie but it can’t be any of the Terminators