Eric William Morris

****Out Now Everywhere**** It was a bit surreal waking up this morning and listening to this…streaming…not just incessantly in my own head on a loop, but really out in the world for anyone who’d like to listen. And I Hope you do! I’m very proud to share it with you all.

@HBODocs @HBO @StreamOnMax NO ITS NOT!

He just couldn't help himself.   The first episode of the @HBO Original Series #TheJinx: Part Two is streaming now on @StreamOnMax.

@RuisRightEye_ I will!!!

DEAR @TheEricWMorris PLEASE BE CAREFUL IN LATE MAY 2025 BECAUSE I HAD A DREAM THAT YOU DISAPPEARED FOR 28 DAYS AND THEN TWEETED THIS.

@crankycorgi101 🙌🙌🙌

Dogs have like a 400X more advanced sense of smell than us, but they’ll still sniff a dirty diaper and be like, “oh, hell yeah, this is gonna be delicious”

Just posted a photo @ 2Nd Stage Theatre instagram.com/p/CmE7nUhuic2/…

@harvilla Never stop. I demand 3,000 songs that explain the 90’s. Truly I’ve enjoyed every episode.

e74 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S is on the prodigy's "FIRESTARTER," because trends and goofy genres come and go, but charismatic knuckleheads with weird hair shouting thrilling nonsense at you are forever theringer.com/2022/8/10/2329…

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/Ca9yknquoVR/…

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CakR_lAFh95/…

It’s 4 months away, but LISTEN: I’m putting on a damn concert @54below on March 25th. It’s gonna be all ORIGINAL tunes I’ve been writing this past year or so and I can’t wait to share them with YOU. Go to 54below.com on Monday and enter code CYBER54 for cheap tix!

Thank you for your feedback. New MTA rules go into effect immediately. No soup on the deng trains.

Eating soup on the subway?

@malloryy_rosee Hahahahha! It’s the important moments that matter

@TheEricWMorris i love that this is your twitter comeback

@JasonIsbell 👏👏👏

@realDonaldTrump Bro, why you firing so many people? Why do you think Detroit has problems? Just say it ONCE out loud before you leave office. Let the people know what’s in your heart. Detroit has problems because _______. Go ahead. Fill in the blank, you coward.

Flip Michigan back to TRUMP. Detroit, not surprisingly, has tremendous problems!

@realDonaldTrump @ChanelRion @OANN What are you talking about? This is incredibly embarrassing.

“REPORT: DOMINION DELETED 2.7 MILLION TRUMP VOTES NATIONWIDE. DATA ANALYSIS FINDS 221,000 PENNSYLVANIA VOTES SWITCHED FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP TO BIDEN. 941,000 TRUMP VOTES DELETED. STATES USING DOMINION VOTING SYSTEMS SWITCHED 435,000 VOTES FROM TRUMP TO BIDEN.” @ChanelRion @OANN

@MatthewBerryTMR I’ve been an avid follower for years. But, I think you passed the buck a bit here...ESPN “announcing” it. I know you’re a “company man” but you’re also a man of the people. Help the little guy out. WE LOVE YOU!! Many of us are still unemployed, tough time for exclusive premiums.

I truly appreciate everyone’s passion for #LoveHate. Means the world. I can’t really comment other than to say I really hope you’ll read my opening story, which I really like, it’s 100% free and at the end is a message about the column going forward. nam04.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%…

@realDonaldTrump Scoreboard: You lost. They didn’t call it, the states did.

Since when does the Lamestream Media call who our next president will be? We have all learned a lot in the last two weeks!

@realDonaldTrump @newtgingrich Ur so funny. Watching you throw this tantrum has been oh so satisfying. You and @newtgingrich are so so funny. Oh! I forgot: Also, you lost. Grow up Concede like an adult. 1 term. One. Bye.

....Where it mattered, they stole what they had to steal. @newtgingrich

“We believe these people are thieves. The big city machines are corrupt. This was a stolen election. Best pollster in Britain wrote this morning that this clearly was a stolen election, that it’s impossible to imagine that Biden outran Obama in some of these states.

@mkimml Yeeeeeeesssss