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Valhalla Awaits is an American guru. Denmark needs you to be more like him @BakerBroken 🤔 🇺🇸 🦅 #NASCAR ... youtube.com/shorts/b6w8bRy…

@timburchett When are you going to make a surfboard?

My newest skateboard. My flight was delayed so I drew it at the airport.

@Lumpy84OH @TheEmilySee What can I say, I heard Scooby and got excited.

@TheExpertTweets @TheEmilySee Hey, you were the first to catch the rut roh from Trooper Paul.

TONIGHT 9:15 Last week we introduced @TheExpertTweets to Trooper Paul. Tonight, we explore the universe with Judson Welcher and Shano. youtube.com/live/qzwx_3r2U…

@hotandbravoed @TheEmilySee I like treats and tricks.

@TheEmilySee @TheExpertTweets orange gushers aren't snacks, they're treats.

@TheExpertTweets So does a punch in the face 😂

Does she really want to or is it a false memory

@aka__V @TheEmilySee I didn’t get sardines. Should I?

@TheEmilySee @TheExpertTweets Love Shanoo

@Lumpy84OH @TheEmilySee Not much to blow away. Thick skull small brain. 😎

@TheEmilySee @TheExpertTweets His mind is gonna be blown away, should be funny.

@RomyInMA @TheEmilySee You reminded me, I have 40lbs of fertilizer I need to spread. Gotta love spring!

@TheEmilySee @TheExpertTweets @TheExpertTweets will learn how to spread his load.

@FlemminNatalie So does love. 😎

@TheExpertTweets Truth hurts 💔

Then at 9ish EST join me over on @TheEmilySee's Big night, lots of fun! youtube.com/live/qzwx_3r2U…

6pm EST come hang out with @RosalynKDuke and me. Deconstructing A Conspiracy - Otter Creek Current Event with @WhatTheHal... youtube.com/live/saJ_5qSGW…

@BakerBroken @volstorm00 They are Zima guys. 😎

@TheExpertTweets @volstorm00 What is the gear, yingling and some Zym

Just learned that @volstorm00 and Valhalla are getting tactical kilts in your honor @BakerBroken for FNLDollywood. You’re a big deal to those guys.

@Thatumbrellaguy What? Dude. They don’t know that type of stuff is frowned upon in the south.

Someone HIRED A PI to WATCH MY HOUSE because they got butthurt over my coverage. O, AND THEYLL SUE! 😆 🤣 Funnier, theyre in the UK and spent all that money from across the pond, not knowing two words. Anti Slapp. I gotta make a video on it.

@FlemminNatalie Ouch 😣

@TheExpertTweets You're a man so yeah probably 😂

@mikeroweworks You are a national treasure Mike.

When I turned ten, my mother told me she couldn't poop for several days after giving birth to me. On my eleventh birthday, she told me that I weighed in at nearly ten pounds, most of which was attributed to the size of my head. When I turned twelve, she called me "her little intruder," and told me I never would have made it into the world without an "episiotomy." When I asked her what that was, she told me. In great detail. Is it any wonder I send flowers? Thanks Mom, for another trip around the sun. (You too, Dad!)

@Distate23Gagne That’s one of two jokes I know. Instead of blue jays I use storks. 🤣

Swallow

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🚨🚨🚨⚖️ DAY 2 OF AFROMAN’S TRIAL?!? W/ Guest @The_Expert is Back for More... youtube.com/live/T6wEs9D3F…