Machismo_StoicMan

United signing Ederson vs City signing Anderson

🚨 Sir Alex Ferguson sent a message to Pep Guardiola. “He is the greatest in this country; the tenure, the time, and for many, many reasons”, says Pep. “I'm happy that Sir Alex Ferguson, the greatest could see… I'm pretty sure to Sir Alex we are not the 'noisy neighbours', we are the neighbours”.

One of the best anti-aging supplements is having a 19yo girlfriend that loves you.

“Tuchel is a Chelsea fan, he’ll call Palmer” 😂

In 2017, American comic book company DC Comics sued Spanish football club Valencia, claiming that the bat figure on their crest was taken from the Batman character. Valencia's response to the comic book company was: "While Valencia was founded and playing football with a bat logo on its chest, Americans were still chasing bison."

her: "come to my room, I need to charge my phone." me: "no, you don't. It's on 96%." me 5 years later:

Who walks out alive?

@priyanshi_goel_ i just replaced someone cause of this

All I did was not text him for 6 hours straight

North Stand to be renamed ‘The Pep Guardiola Stand.' 🩵 Read more 🔗 mancity.co/ThePepGuardiol…

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

Hitler dead

@Am_Blujay Werner`s syndrome

The boy in the picture is only 7 years old and was born with a rare genetic disorder called Progeria syndrome. His mother did not “sleep with an old man” both his parents are still young. Not everything is caused by foreigners or witchcraft. Educate yourselves so you can support families facing rare conditions with understanding instead of judgment.

@Thato_Reekae some are marrying them , sadly "unknowingly"

I wonder what goes on in a Man’s head for him to end up deciding to buy a community cookie…

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 OFFICIAL: England squad for the 2026 World Cup!

@Mutsaa_ i hate them English mfs

@TheF249_Sensei 😂😂😂 I will be hate watching them

Scenes when the rumors turn out false

1- Download the Telegram App 2- Create a private group 3- Remove everyone except yourself 4- Post and save whatever you want 5- If lose your phone, you go there and you download everything again Unlimited Cloud Storage Without Paying

“Wait so you’re telling me…”

TOP 5 worst countries going into the World Cup…😂😂😂😳

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