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Fake News Corp
@TheFNCorp
Bringing you the news you wish was fake. Satire so close to reality, even we’re confused sometimes. LARPING as a news commentator. #FakeNews
Earth Katılım Ekim 2024
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LEGAL REVIEW / The Legal Framework for Federal Immigration Enforcement: A Constitutional Analysis
A comprehensive legal analysis of the constitutional and statutory framework establishing federal authority over immigration enforcement, including the Supremacy Clause, key court precedents, ICE authority, and the public safety rationale for removing criminal aliens.
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@FinnPower70 @LittleCongress Should convicted rapists and pedophiles be allowed to roam free?
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@TheFNCorp @LittleCongress Some of these people are rapists and pedophiles? Like the orange piggy?
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ICE is going door-to-door now.
What should you do if they knock on your door?
In St. Paul, and surrounding cities, ICE agents have started going door-to-door looking for people to arrest. In some cases forcing entry, in others posing as delivery people. They are legally allowed to lie. Our state is being turned upside down by masked, armed agents of terror. Our neighbors deserve better. Our state deserves better.
No one should be afraid to go to the grocery store.
No one should be afraid to take their kids to school.
No one should be afraid in their own home.
If ICE comes to your door, you have rights. Videos available in multiple languages here can help you know what to do if ICE arrives. Video guides available in multiple languages here: wehaverights.us

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@Ghost_From1776 @jodikyman @GovPressOffice This doesn't help. I understand you're angry at people that don't believe the same as you, but these types of arguments aren't helpful.
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@TheFNCorp @jodikyman @GovPressOffice It's really not. She is yet another prime example of why the 19th really needs to be repealed. She is so emotional she can't even process what her eyes are showing her.
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🚨BREAKING: ICE/Border Patrol agents are assaulting U.S. citizens on public sidewalks in Minneapolis.
In the video, agents are walking down a public sidewalk. A man is standing there, doing nothing but existing in public space. He glances back, and an agent uses both hands to shove him off the sidewalk toward the street, then casually walks away.
Moments later, another person is standing on the same sidewalk. An agent pushes them into the street, directly in front of a car, and continues across the crosswalk as if nothing happened.
Let’s be clear about what this is.
This is assault.
This is use of force without legal justification.
This is reckless endangerment, pushing people into traffic.
This is deprivation of civil rights under color of law.
This is law enforcement interfering with lawful use of public space without cause, orders, or any articulated threat.
These are members of the community, on their own sidewalks, not blocking anyone, not threatening anyone, not committing a crime. ICE agents do not have the authority to clear sidewalks by force, and they absolutely do not have the authority to put civilians in danger because they feel entitled to the space.
If any ordinary person shoved strangers into traffic, they’d be arrested on the spot.
When federal agents do it, we’re told to look away.
So ask yourself this:
If armed federal agents can assault U.S. citizens for standing on a sidewalk, what exactly is left of the rule of law?
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@jodikyman @Ghost_From1776 @GovPressOffice It's probably not a good use of time to debate this with you. You're so ingrained in your ideology that there's no way you are going to look at this objectively.
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@jodikyman @Ghost_From1776 @GovPressOffice What's your thoughts on this person being arrested?
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@IlhanMN I live in your district. Please tell me why you are defending rapists, murderers, and pedophiles?
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@jodikyman @DavidGBrown13 @Ghost_From1776 @NeonDoge388 @GovPressOffice In the context of the day of her following around ICE, blocking the roads, and interfering with operations, any sane person will see the same thing: she was making a smug comment based on her feeling of euphoria driven by her feelings of moral superiority.
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@DavidGBrown13 @Ghost_From1776 @NeonDoge388 @TheFNCorp @GovPressOffice Nope the wheels turned away from officer as she slowly pulls forward. His own video proves she was not angry at him and she slowly pulls away from them.
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🚨 BREAKING: WORLD WAR™ MOVIE PLOT JUST DROPPED 🚨
A historic space evacuation. A seized oil ship. Naval fleets quietly shifting. A nuclear submarine sliding out of Connecticut like it has an NDA. Somewhere, a Hollywood writer just whispered, “Oh come on, that’s too on the nose.”
In the cinematic universe currently loading, a space agency announces its first ever station medical evacuation with no details, just “routine.” Translation in screenplay language: something happened that does not test well with the public.
On Earth, the soundtrack swells. Energy routes tense. Diplomacy sweats. Hardware moves. Experts in our fictional thriller world are already connecting dots with red string, laser pointers, and entirely too much espresso.
Studios are calling it coincidence. Screenwriters are calling it Act One. And the audience, as always, is being told to relax, look away, and enjoy the normal.

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BREAKING NEWS - Black Mirror: Minneapolis premiered last week to mixed reviews, with many critics arguing that the show has abandoned its trademark subtlety in favor of plots so ridiculous that no reasonable viewer could suspend disbelief. Having watched all six episodes, I must reluctantly agree.
#blackmirror #Netflix

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Speculation on the Relationship Between Cláudio Manuel Neves-Valente and Nuno F. G. Loureiro
As a Hollywood Thriller....
WORKING TITLE: Shadows of the Reactor
Genre: International Thriller / Psychological Drama
Studio Pitch Summary:
Twenty-eight years ago at Lisbon’s elite Polytechnic Institute, a celebrated physics protégé, Nuno F. G. Loureiro, graduated with honors on the same day a struggling older teaching assistant, Cláudio Manuel Neves-Valente, was dismissed under accusations of academic misconduct.
The moment was hardly noticed in the bustle of commencement ceremonies, but for Valente, it became a fracture that never healed. Across decades, Loureiro rose to global prominence, pioneering breakthroughs in fusion reactor stability and becoming director of the world’s most advanced energy institute. Valente vanished into obscurity, drifting to the United States under a new identity and quietly re-entering academia as a mature student at a Massachusetts university.
When a horrific campus attack shocks the nation, investigators trace evidence to Valente. Days later, Loureiro is assassinated in his suburban home. As connections surface—a shared past in Portugal, overlapping academic trails, and a rented vehicle caught on traffic cameras near both crime scenes—federal agencies begin to suspect the attacks were not random.
They uncover a psychological spiral rooted not in politics or ideology, but in an old grievance: the belief that Loureiro’s celebrated theories were built on ideas Valente once claimed as his own.
What begins as a manhunt evolves into a global thriller. The narrative races between Lisbon’s academic halls, Miami’s hidden enclaves, and Boston’s scientific institutions as authorities uncover a decades-long obsession fueled by resentment, professional envy, and delusion.
The film explores how a single slight, real or imagined, can metastasize into destructive fixation, colliding with the modern race for fusion energy and the moral weight of scientific progress.
And then there was the young female assistant ...
Hook:
Two men. One classroom. A lifetime of resentment. And the future of clean energy hanging in the balance.

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