Jeff

My son asked what taxes are, so I gave him a bag of m&m's and explained that he has to give some to me and I know how much he has to give me but he has to guess himself and if he's wrong he goes to prison.

Hear us out... What if the 2 worst teams played the FIRST game of Wild Card Weekend for the No. 1 overall pick? Could be ELECTRIC 🔥 (h/t @TheFantasyEng)

Imagine if Rudolf tore his ACL on Christmas Eve, who's his backup and do they get the full workload or RDBC kinda thing

We said goodbye to our family dog yesterday. My first pet. She was with me as I got engaged, married, first house, kids, and so much more. Nothing better prepares you to transition from a kid out of college to becoming a dad. I am forever grateful, and I'll miss you forever pup

My kids love @cumberlandfarms as much as I do lol

@BrownNCSU @cumberlandfarms 😂😂😂

@TheFantasyEng @cumberlandfarms God the panthers play calling sucks

@ChrisHHowell @cumberlandfarms I'm getting there

@TheFantasyEng @cumberlandfarms Did you piss your pants?

@OfficialNPL 🤝

The ancient art of pickleball. Rumor is that Noah had a small slab of wood left over after building the ark, and he carved it into the very pickleball paddle I wield here today. Or at least that's what Amazon says. Alright, I'm off to play the beast of the pickleball east Big Sue

Pat The Patriot reapplying face paint in the bathroom at Gillette after the 5th turnover

Imagine drafting AJ Brown ahead of Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy this year

When you're getting ready for football Sunday and your wife mentions a kids birthday party this afternoon

How it feels when you lose Week 1 to the guy who autodrafted his fantasy team

@JefePil 😂😂😂😂

My son asked to watch football with me for the first time today, so we watched the shitty pats game together front to back and it was honestly a top-5 dad moment

@Captain_Panic31 Hahahahaha

@TheFantasyEng Expected 7 hours. Reality 1 minute. Frankly sounds like my wedding night.

Honestly relatable

Watching football all day as a 20-something year old with no responsibilities is a peak human experience

Football is so back

When Cris Collinsworth drops the first "now here's a guy" of the season