Chief Vibes Officer

If y'all can retweet for chicken nuggets, Y'all can RETWEET for my future!

Fun fact: this guy wrote an article in 2003 calling Messi "Maradona" a year before Messi had even made his debut.

white girls finding out you're not having fun is the equivalent of a black grandmother finding out you haven't eaten.

That’s true, and not just in the Epstein files. White people ate Black people during slavery. It’s a fact, and it’s not taught in schools for obvious reasons.

I can’t stand TMZ… but them setting up shop in Washington, DC to follow politicians might be the most glorious thing I’ve ever seen. Just wait—staffers and interns are about to start cashing in left and right, dropping receipts for a quick payday. This could get ugly fast. Oof.

JUST IN: Multiple congresspeople projected to resign this week, as TMZ opens DC office to expose scandals.

In response to a personal attack by President Donald Trump the night before, Pope Leo told journalists on the papal plane to Algeria: “I have no fear of the Trump administration or speaking out loudly of the message of the Gospel, which is what I believe I am here to do, what the Church is here to do. We are not politicians. We don’t deal with foreign policy with the same perspective he might understand it, but I do believe in the message of the Gospel, as a peacemaker.” (Video: @OSVNews)

He’s drawing an anti seabear circle

kinda fucked up how as you get older your fall damage multiplier increases

If u own a WWE replica belt u gotta defend it during WrestleMania Week

A single golf trip at his own resort (that he does every week) earns him *twice* as much as Bidens entire 4 year salary. Every. Single. Week.

They think Pro Black movements are Anti-White because Pro White movements have always been Anti-Black.

Saiyans in 4.

First of all, Happy 30th WNBA season!

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 452,000 KILOMETRES BEHIND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO SPLASH DOWN IN THE EXACT SPOT THEY CALCULATED BEFORE THEY EVER LEFT THE GROUND THE MATHEMATICS WORKED. THE PHYSICS HELD. THE SILENCE ENDED. EVERY ENGINEER, MATHEMATICIAN, PHYSICIST, AND PROGRAMMER WHO TOUCHED THIS MISSION IS THE COOLEST PERSON ALIVE AND THEY KNOW IT WELCOME HOME

At a weed store you can say, " I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker cake?"

Stefon Diggs as WR1 in the Super Bowl

out of the world flex

went to nasa’s career page. let out the loudest laugh known to man. closed the tab. very humbling.

when i break into someone’s house but they’re watching the Artemis II return to earth

All four of the Artemis II astronauts have been successfully extracted from the Orion spacecraft following splashdown and are now on the USS John P. Murtha. Next up, they will be escorted to the medical bay where they will undergo post-mission medical evaluations.