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The Fucking News
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Context and analysis of all the latest bullshit.
The Fucking Heartland Katılım Ekim 2014
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Hey all, much less active here now that MechaHitler is running things, so please come find me on Substack:
thefuckingnews.substack.com
Free guide to the day's big news every weekday morning, with snark and cursing!
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Democrats are TERRIBLE at weaponizing the Justice Department.
cnn.com/2025/01/29/pol…
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We’re taking a moment to highlight a kindred spirit, @TheFingNews. Here is how Jonathan Larsen put it on Christmas morning: “I called The Fucking News The Fucking News because I believe it’s helpful to violate arbitrary norms. It announces that I care about something other than pleasing setters of arbitrary norms.” open.substack.com/pub/thefucking…
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Funny how no one ever says muggers must be crazy. Their motive is money.
Anyone motivated to violence for reasons other than money must be insane.
Billy Gribbin@BillyGribbin
This statement invents a non-existent connection between the insane murderer and United Healthcare, which did not push this rich kid to do anything, even accidentally. He went crazy and killed someone.
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The accused CEO assassin gave the most boring high-school valedictory speech imaginable...
Watch for yourself:
thefuckingnews.substack.com/p/luigi-mangio…

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