The Fixer, Esquire

I think it’s time to upgrade Cash me outside bsky.app/profile/thefix…

@BunkiePerkins Where are my car keys??!!??

Dressed like Mr. Shoop from Summer School

@SeinfeldScholar Is there anything else left for Elon to screw with on this platform to make it any worse?!?

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@TaylorTwellman The third one was a HR, it’s been that way since little league

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@ahh1l @cfcmorson Those are all wrong Understand the assignment

@cfcmorson Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd American Pie - Don Mclean Run Through the Jungle - Creedence Clearwater Revival Hey Joe - Jimmy Hendricks Joker and the Thief - Wolfmother Woman - Wolfmother Do you Wanna be My Girl - Jet Happiness is a Warm Gun - JoHn Lennon Rhapsody in Blue - George G

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@UnderdogMLB The third one was a HR regardless of whether he caught it

All three of Jo Adell's HR robberies on Saturday

@JGood100 @CollegeHoops @joecorona_real @BamaHistory Webb & Rogers were a year later This team had Cedric Moore, Andre Perry, Gary Waites & Melvin Cheatum among others

@CollegeHoops Players you left out: Marcus Webb, Boston Celtics Roy Rodgers, Denver Nuggets Jason Caffey, Chicago Bulls RTR @joecorona_real @BamaHistory

James "Hollywood" Robinson, Robert Horry & Latrell Sprewell 1991-92 Alabama was 🔥

@OasisMania @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher Birmingham …………………..Alabama

Where would you like to see Oasis on tour NEXT year?

@BajekalMihir @VandelaysBack @SeinfeldScholar “You must go now…”

@VandelaysBack @SeinfeldScholar Again with the oranges

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@ChildersRadio He got his ass kicked and can’t handle it

Is Geno ok? Like, honestly. He says there was no handshake pregame, and yet there was. He said South Caroline ripped his player's jersey when she clearly ripped it herself. Is he ok?

@BurnerLJohnson Be a fun game in Boston

I’ll save you a click: No

@JournoRyan Ass whoopin

I love that for us

@jackgambardella @tomrenniesoccer Leicester could be relegated two years in a row

We’re living in a world where the following is possible this season: - West Ham relegated - Spurs stay up at our expense - Frank Lampard promoted - Millwall promoted - Arsenal win the title And then we have to sit through seeing Potter & Lopetegui at the World Cup Irons 🤣⚒️

@Gibboanxious Less Than Zero

#HappyBirthday to Robert Downey Jr. (61) his top 10 movies are: 10. Bowfinger 9. Iron Man 3 8. Wonder Boys 7. Iron Man 6. Avengers Assemble 5. Avengers Infinity War 4. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 3. Natural Born Killers 2. Zodiac 1. Oppenheimer

Which secondary character completely steals the show? 😎🎬 I’ll start:

@lynxfindsdeals Yeah absolutely

Do you believe that the current US president is a foreign asset ? Why or why not ?

@m_millsey @MattWalshBlog Wow what a garbage human being

@MattWalshBlog May I please pay whatever it takes for the opportunity to kick the living shit out of you?

The reason we haven’t been back to the moon has nothing to do with your retarded conspiracy theories. The reason is that NASA destroyed itself with DEI while our country bankrupted itself with an out of control welfare state and mass immigration from the third world. Now we spend billions of dollars every year buying Doritos for fat people and providing health care to African immigrants. It’s really not that hard to connect the dots here. You don’t need to invent any cinematic conspiracy scenario or start babbling about how “space isn’t real” like a schizophrenic crackhead. It’s the welfare state and immigration. That’s the reason why we stopped doing most of the cool shit we used to do. The reason is the welfare state and immigration.

@potentpromise @5thDownCFB Completely missed the point

@5thDownCFB Why do you care? You want me to pay 2x more for seats just to get in? If there is a seat you want, then go for it. IMO the more people in the building, the more energy, the more fun. Better TV optics too.

We used to do Final Fours properly at football stadiums, which was to corner the court and put a temporary grandstand on one side A lot of good seats in this mode and 40,000 tickets to sell. But the NCAA in its infinite quest for revenue had to sell 70,000, views be damned

@5thDownCFB The ‘02 Final Four in Atlanta I paid $40 to sit behind the temp bleachers in the upper deck and they opened up the curtains

@CharlieDayQuote Great name for a moon rocket! #artemisII #moon

@debaters_mass Independence Day is the worst of the group by far, what’s wrong with you people??!!??

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