TheFlyingMeatball

What the actual hell is Eberflus still doing as a coach in the nfl . Jerry , go visit the nearest JV squad in Texas and sign them all to our defense. I promise you , it would be better. I’ve never seen a defense so soft and so lost in my life.

“What would you rather a sugar hangover or a beer shit”

Maybe golf is just a couple of drunk dudes thinking they are playing slow because their lack of energy to wait before teeing off is slim to none. I mean how quick does it take you to get mad when the bartender isn’t taking your home?

@MicahhParsons11 @DavidMulugheta You and your agent is a piece of shit , fuck you . No loyalty in today’s world. Fuck you Jerry, fuck you micah . Bring back the J written romo and Bryant era

I would never leave the best agent in the world! It’s just that simple ! Thanks you @DavidMulugheta for all you have done for my family!

Ok here we go again I’m back…. What . The. Fuck. Jerry jones

I mean I think we all hate raccoons, but my uber driver tn realllllllly hated raccoons for some reason.

Ha that’s good

Who the fuck is the voice of Nemo???? Seems like it would be Kevin James but it’s not !

If professional athletes can’t gamble on sports , then people in congress should not be able to trade stocks while they are in office. #meatball gets political

@grooonmeis68814 Na omg Only on Wednesdays

Oh my gosh!!! Matt Cullen just told me he is gay! It’s official!!!!

I ain’t racist, but I got I got a black sista

…you have a pimple on your face, don’t be putting a FUCKING STICKER on your it -you’re fine. Shit needs to fade its way out.

I hate you thib . Why? Why you do this to me. I go to my first Knicks game and you look like a u7 eatons neck game!!! I hateee youuu

“Motor sport …. Put that thing in sport”

People with pimples are putting stickers on their face ? Holy shit , this generation is doomed. That’s insane

@Khalilshabazz0 Bazzzz u da goat , day 1 fan since San Fran. March needs you right now

@KrisKrossRoss Ha ! Thats absurd !

What the fuck

Sam Rosen should narrate animal planet after this horrible season the rangers gave him.

Apple needs to quit it, I finally get adjusted to the new update and they switch it on me . I don’t need this smart phone to get any smarter, it’s making me feel dumber. #EnoughisEnough