I just sat on @MikeWazNot_, his eye popped out. What a pussy
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The Football Wag
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The Football Wag
@TheFootballWag
I am the ultimate football wag! Before you ask, yes it is me off the advert. Hairy bikini lines are where it's at. I'm a real lady of leisure.
[Parody] Katılım Temmuz 2013
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@paddypower what are the odds on me and John Terry sexually entertaining each other by the start of the season?
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I remember in that Inbetweeners episode when @WillMckenzieNot told the garage guys I go like a porn star. Filthy bastard.
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@evilkagawa oi shinji, help me to get Indonesia to get rid if that fucking shit house Moyes, come on!
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Just woke up next to big phil jones, he wanted his breast milk given to him. He turns into a right diva when he's hungry.
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Quick whiskey before bed I think. My nose will be beaming in the morning #ImABeauty
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Indonesia better fucking listen to me! They'e loved me since last year. Best fans ever! #LoyalBastards
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