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The Fucking Cat

@TheFuckingCat

Cat: Felis Catus. Biped: Homo Dipshitius.

Somewhere cleaning my asshole. Katılım Aralık 2010
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The Fucking Cat
The Fucking Cat@TheFuckingCat·
Meow fuck! We're all here and doing okay. Yay! Just wanted to say hiya and hope all is well! And we are still diligently working behind the scenes to undermine humanity. Have a superb day! 🐱🐱🐱🩵🩵🩵
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Hope you had a calm and peaceful day and gave thanks to cats. 🐯🩵
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Hi! We hope you're all doing well. We cats, doggie and biped are doing okay. The holidays can be stressful. Be grateful to have your friends and family. Even if they are fucking crazy. You're probably fucking crazy too, so. Have peaceful week. 🩵🐱
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Happy Halloween creeps. Don't come trick or treating here, or me and the kitten will cut you to ribbons with our Wolverine claws and bloody you up real good. 🐱☠️
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There is a lot going on. A major election in a week. Try to remember the reason we're here and what ultimately makes us glad to be alive. Most people want much of the same basic things. Take care of yourselves. Hug your cats. It helps. 🩵🐱 xoxo
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Hello! We are all fine. Biped is going through some shit, but who isn't? Hug your cats..squeeze your cats. Not so hard that you kill us. But, we are good for mental health. Even though we act like we don't care. Which it's possible that we don't. Anyway, self-care! 🩵🐱
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If you think you're better than anyone else, you can fuck off. You're certainly not better than a cat.
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The Fucking Cat for President! The country would be better off with cats running it. 🐱🩵
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I don't give a fuck. Have a good evening! 🩵🐱
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A lot has happened this weekend. It only reaffirms again, that cats are better than people.
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It's so hot, I removed most of my fur and am now just in a fur bikini.
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Happy 4th! But way more importantly, it's my birthday! I'm 11 years old. 🩵🐱🎉
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Happy f@$!%*! Sunday! *warning* Cat nudity. 🩵🐱
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Happy fucking Friday! 🩵🐱
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Me and kitten cat at present. We are fine. There's a lot of shit happening. This is Twitter , man. X is not the same. Anyway, we hope you you kitties are doing well. 🩵🐱
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HUGE UPDATE: We have a... fucking dog in the house. Me and the kitten cat are still here. Current pics of us to follow. This is Ollie. He has legs like a pin up girl. We don't understand him. It's been tough. Pray for us. Not to a god, necessarily, but pray..to something.
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Hello? Is anyone there? Twitter, where are you? What the fuck is X?
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Honestly, if cats didn't exist, to hell with it all. But, we do. 🩵😻
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Sometimes, there is a shift in the narrative, which not everyone loves. However, we do hope you are all doing okay. Yes, cats are still smarter than people. However, people have a whole fucking lot to deal with. We all do. And, you are loved. 🩵
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Cat sandwich: Inserting yourself between two cats and making yourself the filling. This is highly recommended for stress relief. 🩵 😻
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