Derpasaurus Rex

@Brink_Thinker It is called respect and courtious.

What the hell do they teach Japanese kids? It's going viral!

@RealJessica @WallStreetMav Yay, slavery.

A NYC school teacher has a GREAT idea for billionaires leaving New York. 🤣🙄 He suggests that if the billion dollar companies leave then the regular folks should just take over their businesses. Journalist: “What do you say to the folks who say, if you tax millionaires, they're going to leave the city and the top 1% pays 40% of the taxes in the city. What happens if they leave? What's your response?” NYC Teacher: “We should take their business and we run it for the city ourselves.” 🤡 Journalist: “They take their business to Florida, you feel like you can keep it here?” NYC Teacher: “They can't leave the building. They can't just bring their whole entire workforce to Florida. Right? They can't bring all of the resources that they have to build the business here to Florida. Thats where you would say we're building a real movement, right?” “To stop that, we’d make it illegal for them to actually leave. We would find them to hell if they're gonna try to abandon their property here. Because clearly people do need to work, right? People do need to make a living.” Are they really all this stupid?? Follow: @RealJessica

@edgar___es He just doesn't wanna use it, is all.

A una influencer durante un directo en Instagram, un hombre le dice que no puede ponerse el preservativo porque "le mide 19 cm y no le cabe". 🤣🔝 Ella lo deja KO poniendo un preservativo en una caja de Pringles que mide unos 25 cm.

@alphafox Reminds me of Don't look under the bed.

Not sure what's happening here 👀

@AntiWokeMemes Everything has cancer products now. In cali it is law that things that are purchased and have anything that can cause cancer must indicate that by touching or using the product can cause cancer. Almost everything has this label.

The WHO claims that eating Bacon is not good for you. What will you do next? A. Eat Even More Bacon B. Trust the WHO

@brodigan He still doesn't know, though.

Not after what she did to Scotty.

@mylene_lq That is when a guy sees a woman in general. I have seen guys at work see the same women come deliver stuff and they act like this.

How guys act when they see a girl at an FGC tournament

@the_jrm Yeeeeeeeeeee, jimmy boy!

JHEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

@raku_vt Yeah, I'd say.

The post above this one is lewd 👾

@sciencegirl For SCIENCE!

But why

@Baby_jovia Started horrified but came out alright.

This shift knob just got dollified

@MariVtuber Sounds legit.

I admit it, I've always been projecting. My chat isn't stinky- I'M stinky. Always have been. Always will be.

@oelma__ This is it.

What’s your first thought when you see this steak?

@avachuwu Daily occurence. But I found my one.

Q for men: Is it true that some guys will see a girl they like, but they don't think they have a chance so they never pursue her? 🖤

@Ravenismeee Charlie Horses.

If women have periods, what do men have?

I can actually see my gf doing this when I am 5 minutes late. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #relationship #girlfriend #funny #manga

@Marcela252016 Gojjirrrrrraaaaaaa!

Si eres de hemisferio derecho ves un perro, si eres de hemisferio izquierdo ves un conejo, ¿Qué ves?

@NeverteIImeodd Eeeesh.

I was shouting " What a gentleman" till i saw the last 4 seconds.

@LoudOutside Street fights are no holds barred. Why you trying to add a layer of fight fairly when this isn't professional.

Should leg kicks be allowed in street confrontations?

@luscielia Ethan grace ashley.

One Resident Evil character from each row has to go