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Fuck me, he's got better at painting, hasn't he?! twitter.com/ODDSbible/stat…

Congratulations to the 2026 DNMT New Comedy Writing Competition long list! Thanks to all the readers who read and scored all the submitted scripts! The shortlist will be announced in June.

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@absoluteballpod @The_FCAs We won't be there to say hello as we hung up the...headphones? Mics? years ago but best of luck and Im excited to dive into your content!

Thank you to everyone who nominated us for the @The_FCAs the team are so excited to attend tomorrow night. We are very proud of our team and the testimony given we have shared below for our nomination is so humbling 🙏 If your heading to the awards let us know and come say hello 👋 😊 #FCAS2025 #footballcontent

@absoluteballpod ah cheers for the response. Im a Hearts fan so yea you will have mentioned him a fair amount n the last few years!

@TheGafferTapes We have a Scottish segment as part of our English Prem Show. We been following his progress for years and always gets a mention whenever he scores!

He’s Going to the World Cup 🤩 Podcast Favourite Lawrence Shankland aka ‘Big Shanks’ What a Game for Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Sensational Goals #SCODEN

𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates 🛒 stanchionbooks.com/products/the-g…

Ok...if Danny Welbeck gets an England recall, we might seriously need to consider getting back in the studio. Always. Captain. Welbeck.

𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates 🛒 stanchionbooks.com/products/the-g…

𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates 🛒 stanchionbooks.com/products/the-g…

After our Sitcom Mission 2025 Industry Showcase… Our winner is: Therapists by Sal Fulcher Because of how tight it was with our judge voting, this year as a one off, we’re also awarding… Runner-up to: Baeliffs by Craig Hazell & Tom Holmes Our other incredible finalists…

𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates 🛒 stanchionbooks.com/products/the-g…

Craig Hazell & Tom Holmes, Jasmine Ballard, Nick Younger and Sal Fulcher are the finalists for @SitcomMission 2025. comedy.co.uk/sitcom_mission…

Our FINALISTS going to the Sitcom Mission 2025 Industry Showcase: Baeliffs - Craig Hazell & Tom Holmes False start - Jasmine Ballard Kings of Convenience - Nick Younger Therapists - Sal Fulcher Congratulations! 🎉🎉

𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates 🛒 stanchionbooks.com/products/the-g…

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@MBison2004 @FMLFPL @hailcheaters but I will say, had we waited 3 or 4 more years even though podcasts were saturated, the vlogcast/instagram/tiktok podcast clips would've suited us I think...mainly cos we weren't as informed and well thought out as a lot of these other guys.

@TheGafferTapes @FMLFPL @hailcheaters Back then, podcasts had yet to take off as a medium, right?

Ep. 500 - On to GW26 - Five HundoooooooOkayyyyyyyyy Thanks to everyone who ever listened to us and/or supported us. Wouldn’t have kept the pod alive for ten seasons without you all. See ya tomorrow. Find the pod at: Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0EXuSH… YouTube: youtu.be/ct8eSzMqGyg All Links: linktr.ee/fmlfpl GIF by @ilovemonsters

@MBison2004 @FMLFPL @hailcheaters Well I mean the likes of The Football Ramble were long established but it was 2014 that the boom of Serial, My Dad Wrote a Porno etc took off. It was defo before the Celeb boom where you need talent attached to kick on. We were well timed so we can't use that excuse!

@MBison2004 @FMLFPL @hailcheaters ooh good question. We were WC 2014. And I think the Hail Cheaters guys were 2014 too. FMLFPL 2015? 2016? maybe. Either way, theyre very good!

@FMLFPL Where you guys podding about FPL before @hailcheaters and @TheGafferTapes ?

@SouthLondon1209 @jakesutton1990 @HLTCO Not sure if you mean me, but I'm taking the win.

@TheGafferTapes @jakesutton1990 @HLTCO You've owned him this thread. Funny as fuck.

Imagine the shittest derby in football. Double it. Now imagine the teams aren't in the same city or county Now imagine it's named after a motorway. Imagine that motorway doesn't even connect them. Double it again. Congratulations, you just imagined Palace v Brighton #M23