Archie Workman

Goodbye Twitter Have decided to close this account as my #Gamechanger consultancy is no longer mentoring people. Feel free to follow me @TheLengthsman

It's looking smart in #Bouth

The #Lengthsman invited in to Bouth House for a cup of tea and a biscuit ~ they have a lovely 14 yr old #JackRussell who will take your finger off if you stroke him !!!

Molly is now available for rehoming 🥰 oldies.org.uk/2019/pretty-mo…

TRAFFIC ALERT: Collision closes A590 near Greenodd #Cumbria #LakeDistrict #Ulverston

@NuttySupplier A good job I cut back the verges yesterday up to Hill Top ! #A590 ratrun

@DeniseHazelEdw1 Someone has been putting poison weed killer down in the verges and on the Wear Bridge in #Bouth ~ compare that with the bridge side I strimmed today ~ which is the most unsightly ?

A pleasant afternoon cutting down waist high weeds around The White Hart in #Bouth ~ afraid I didn't have a pint ~ can't afford the prices on my #Lengthsman wages !

Man working on the front lawn ~ asked for a solar powered #Jacuzzi and all I got was a cold bath tub ~ water supplied from the River Crake ! @ConistonCrake

We'll have the pie and bridie ovens ready for all the @HibernianFC fans on Saturday 😋

Enjoyed watching @officialdafc V @HibernianFC yesterday ~ great idea to give away a wall calendar of fixtures in the programme !

@allanwin @annispice @sarahwollaston @brexitparty_uk Bed events eh !

@annispice @TheGamechanger @sarahwollaston @brexitparty_uk What twaddle. Almost any piece of music can be associated with bed events - we still appreciate Wagner and Orff despite their ‘history’

A hot after noon strimming verges in #OxenPark ~ widening the road by 2ft Deserved pint of @loweswatergold in The Manor 👍🍺

Straight into Mike Ashley’s pockets. Our senior strikers now consist of Joselu and Dwight Gayle. 🤷🏻‍♂️

“We went down to 10 men” Phil Neville. Have to say I missed that.

#nufc have agreed a fee on Ayoze Perez. Fee is £30million and will be pushed back into the transfer kitty.

Why are all the commentators all placing their left hands on the lectern ?